Or you find out those never been worn shoes you got for a steal stink worse than your oldest pair... or the ipod doesn't play sound even though you can see the little tic moving across the play bar... OR ... D8> They didn't use bubblewrap! Oh the anti-fake-tap-dancing horror! AAA! DX>
"Karma is like eBay" - see? :)
(I hope you opened a case with eBay regarding the empty box.)