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A few questions I get asked a lot
13 years ago
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Q: Does your username have anything to do with the size of your cock?
A: Yes, I have a 12" cock =3
Q: Is there any other reason your user name is Hypersexy?
A: Yes, In collage there were a lot of gay guys and I had sex with almost all of them (And dated one of them for 10 years), and after I had sex with them they would give me a sex name like "Jock Cock" or "Big Boy" But the one I liked the most was "Hyper Sexy" (Which was the name the guy I dated for 10 years gave me) so it just kinda stayed.
Q: Why is your IB Username Dragonthebau5?
A: Because when I listen to deadmau5 I put in youtube comments, "This music is so bau5" Instead of "Boss." So I like dragons, and I just decided to give me that name.
Q: Can I have your youtube account?
A: No :)
Q: Can I have sex with you?
A: Absolutely ;D
Q: What is your attitude like?
A: I'm a very nice person and I don't enjoy conflicts. Most everyone I meet is my friend after I talk to them for like a few minutes. The only kind of people I can't get along with are gay haters =C
GIVE GAY SEX A CHANCE!
Q: Do you get along with straight people?
A: Hell yes. 50% of my friends are straight guys.
Q: What about women?
A: 30% are Women.
Q: Well what percent are gay guys?
A: Surprisingly only 20%. Though then again most of them only like to have sex with me and not actually get to know me. Which is why I like 3lliot and Taz Pett.
Q: How many men have you had sex with?
A: hm....about....20 I think...maybe more...I'm a slut X3.
Q: What's the biggest sized dildo you have?
A: Sadly only a 10" XC but my ex has a 3 FOOT dildo! And when I rode that I made it about 2 feet down until I had to stop there. But is was the best dildo ride of my life!
Q: You keep saying your dildos break, How the Hell do you do that?!
A: I have CHEAP ass dildos. The plastic on them is absolute crap. I can only ride them about 10 times until they start to come apart. They're real pieces of shit.
Q: Do you play video games?
A: Yes! I love the video games. Soooo much fun.
Q: Do you have porn video games?
A: Grand Theft Auto 4 is close enough. Though it needs more gay sex.
Q: If you could, what famous star would you fuck?
A: Hm...Daniel Tosh, just because it'd be hilarious.
Q: Do you believe in zombies?
A: Yes. I've spent 20 of my 30 years preparing for it. I have 11 diffrent guns and 700 pounds of amo waiting for the day it happens.
Q: Wow you believe in zombies, retard.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Lastly, what's your real name?
A: Marcus "Hypersexy" White.
Shank you for reading! I love you all!
~Hypersexy!
A: Yes, I have a 12" cock =3
Q: Is there any other reason your user name is Hypersexy?
A: Yes, In collage there were a lot of gay guys and I had sex with almost all of them (And dated one of them for 10 years), and after I had sex with them they would give me a sex name like "Jock Cock" or "Big Boy" But the one I liked the most was "Hyper Sexy" (Which was the name the guy I dated for 10 years gave me) so it just kinda stayed.
Q: Why is your IB Username Dragonthebau5?
A: Because when I listen to deadmau5 I put in youtube comments, "This music is so bau5" Instead of "Boss." So I like dragons, and I just decided to give me that name.
Q: Can I have your youtube account?
A: No :)
Q: Can I have sex with you?
A: Absolutely ;D
Q: What is your attitude like?
A: I'm a very nice person and I don't enjoy conflicts. Most everyone I meet is my friend after I talk to them for like a few minutes. The only kind of people I can't get along with are gay haters =C
GIVE GAY SEX A CHANCE!
Q: Do you get along with straight people?
A: Hell yes. 50% of my friends are straight guys.
Q: What about women?
A: 30% are Women.
Q: Well what percent are gay guys?
A: Surprisingly only 20%. Though then again most of them only like to have sex with me and not actually get to know me. Which is why I like 3lliot and Taz Pett.
Q: How many men have you had sex with?
A: hm....about....20 I think...maybe more...I'm a slut X3.
Q: What's the biggest sized dildo you have?
A: Sadly only a 10" XC but my ex has a 3 FOOT dildo! And when I rode that I made it about 2 feet down until I had to stop there. But is was the best dildo ride of my life!
Q: You keep saying your dildos break, How the Hell do you do that?!
A: I have CHEAP ass dildos. The plastic on them is absolute crap. I can only ride them about 10 times until they start to come apart. They're real pieces of shit.
Q: Do you play video games?
A: Yes! I love the video games. Soooo much fun.
Q: Do you have porn video games?
A: Grand Theft Auto 4 is close enough. Though it needs more gay sex.
Q: If you could, what famous star would you fuck?
A: Hm...Daniel Tosh, just because it'd be hilarious.
Q: Do you believe in zombies?
A: Yes. I've spent 20 of my 30 years preparing for it. I have 11 diffrent guns and 700 pounds of amo waiting for the day it happens.
Q: Wow you believe in zombies, retard.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Lastly, what's your real name?
A: Marcus "Hypersexy" White.
Shank you for reading! I love you all!
~Hypersexy!
