Real World Hentai Moments gone wrong
13 years ago
General
ओम श्री गणेश फिर नामा.
सब जो पढ़ने इस धन्य हो और शांति पता चलो.
चलो मुझे तैयार है और तैयार बातें मैं जरूरत
हम सभी पर समृद्धि और शांति की चमक चलो
सब जो पढ़ने इस धन्य हो और शांति पता चलो.
चलो मुझे तैयार है और तैयार बातें मैं जरूरत
हम सभी पर समृद्धि और शांति की चमक चलो
Thalamus
~thalamus
Heh. I read this story and thought "Hmmm...that's interesting. Didn't know squid sperm could do that." I told my friend, and his only reaction was a clenched, disgusted face and demands for me never to tell him anything again. >:D
AkiraShima
∞akirashima
OP
Yeah i was all like GODDAMNIT! other people can get a load in their face from eating dead squid and i cannot get a load even when i offer excellent blowjobs
Thalamus
~thalamus
Just don't offer blowjobs to cephalopods. Gum surgery has to suck.
AkiraShima
∞akirashima
OP
true that. but since i am on dry land i only really offer to humans
Thalamus
~thalamus
:D :P
AkiraShima
∞akirashima
OP
is that last emoticon and offer for clean up?
Thalamus
~thalamus
>:D What else is a tongue good for?
AkiraShima
∞akirashima
OP
there is that!
harui
~harui
OMG, I just read the octopus-dolphin one like, two minutes ago, though from a different site.
kiyarasabel
~kiyarasabel
Fabulous.
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