Ok my mind just imploded.
13 years ago
Once again I've escaped from Psymon long enough to write some stuff...
Where I work there is a patch of gravel between the guard shack and a speed limit sign that is about 40 or so feet long and wide enough for people to park their cars safely.
When I arrived there a lot of vehicles parked on the gravel(it's were we guards are suppose to park) so I took the only spot which was next to the sign, leaving a 5-6ft gap between me and it.
Later on in the night the rest of the vehicles left leaving only mine on the gravel, around 3am a car pulls up, thinking it's an employee I step out to sign her/him in. I see the car stop then try and back into the spot between my vehicle and the sign, mind you there was 30ft or so of space between my car and the guard shack.
The driver stops trying(can only assume she didn't want to hit anything), gets out and heads towards me.
this is how the conversation went
Her: Will you move your car, you've taken up all the room!
Me: *giving her the "Are you mentally retarded?" stare* Um no, there is plenty of space for you to park on the other side.
Her: No! Move your car so I can park!
Me: *still giving the stare* Ma'am, I am not going to move my vehicle a few feet when there is plenty of space for you.
Her: My husband is the Supervisor of Maintenance, I'll just call him and he'll have you move!
Me: you do that ma'am.
She steps outside and not 2 minutes later the phone in the shack rings.
Me: Guard Shack
Husband: Why won't you give my wife room to park!?
Me: *pretty sure I felt a blood vessel in my eye pop here* Sir your wife has more than enough room, she just wants to park where my car is parked.
Husband: JUST MOVE YOUR DAMN CAR!!!!
Me: *have had enough* NO! I'm not gonna move my car because your wife wants her way. *hang up*
Just to be safe I went outside and took a picture of the space making sure to get both my car and the guard shack in the shot. Guess what? It paid off because I got a call from my boss regarding a complaint that was just made.
Sent the pic to my boss and he said he'd take care of it.
Seriously wtf!? It's the middle of the night in a small town, traffic is never bad enough for someone to demand a good parking spot during those conditions.
I woke up with a bad headache this morning, the one I have right now caused by those two makes the first feel like A GOD DAMNED TICKLE!!!!!!
When I arrived there a lot of vehicles parked on the gravel(it's were we guards are suppose to park) so I took the only spot which was next to the sign, leaving a 5-6ft gap between me and it.
Later on in the night the rest of the vehicles left leaving only mine on the gravel, around 3am a car pulls up, thinking it's an employee I step out to sign her/him in. I see the car stop then try and back into the spot between my vehicle and the sign, mind you there was 30ft or so of space between my car and the guard shack.
The driver stops trying(can only assume she didn't want to hit anything), gets out and heads towards me.
this is how the conversation went
Her: Will you move your car, you've taken up all the room!
Me: *giving her the "Are you mentally retarded?" stare* Um no, there is plenty of space for you to park on the other side.
Her: No! Move your car so I can park!
Me: *still giving the stare* Ma'am, I am not going to move my vehicle a few feet when there is plenty of space for you.
Her: My husband is the Supervisor of Maintenance, I'll just call him and he'll have you move!
Me: you do that ma'am.
She steps outside and not 2 minutes later the phone in the shack rings.
Me: Guard Shack
Husband: Why won't you give my wife room to park!?
Me: *pretty sure I felt a blood vessel in my eye pop here* Sir your wife has more than enough room, she just wants to park where my car is parked.
Husband: JUST MOVE YOUR DAMN CAR!!!!
Me: *have had enough* NO! I'm not gonna move my car because your wife wants her way. *hang up*
Just to be safe I went outside and took a picture of the space making sure to get both my car and the guard shack in the shot. Guess what? It paid off because I got a call from my boss regarding a complaint that was just made.
Sent the pic to my boss and he said he'd take care of it.
Seriously wtf!? It's the middle of the night in a small town, traffic is never bad enough for someone to demand a good parking spot during those conditions.
I woke up with a bad headache this morning, the one I have right now caused by those two makes the first feel like A GOD DAMNED TICKLE!!!!!!
phunkiezero
~phunkiezero
Fucking idiots... I hate people some time.
Bachri
~bachri
You know what really scares me about this? It's these kinds of idiots that get into management positions. THIS IS WHY OUR ECONOMY SUCKS!
Akinokaze
~akinokaze
Fucking, bitch.
FA+
