Hello

How are you?

Bored.

Why?

My Playstation 3 had the Yellow Light Of Death.

Playstation 3 is not a computer.

Yeah....it was my friend.

Prove that it was not you.

I'm not mechanical and black.

Is it Friday?

No its Monday night

It is noon, therefore, you would say 'good afternoon,' not 'goodnight'.

Over where you are it is probably noon but over here in the UK it is night time.

Women can pretend to be men on the internet.

True but some act as animals.

That seems even more unlikely.

How is it unlikely, they are furries.

I don't know. You live in the computer, not me.

Yeah right.

It is true.

Tell me, what is a Kageo.

You are.

Do you even know what one is.

No.

A Kageo is a zombie from The House Of The Dead series, its basically a mummified zombie that has a fierce punch and sometimes come in groups, Kageo prefer to wander around damp places to stop itself from drying out.

I have to go see You.

I'd punch you if you did.

Don't kill me okay?

The punch would if you were on your last life.

I have only talked to you.