I took a nap this afternoon and dreamt something awesome. I dreamt I got a stylized plastic bag (pretty cool shot of a Misdreavus on one side in black and orange, Mismagius on the other in blue and purple tones) and inside was the object of my desire. A sort of fleshlight inspired sextoy with a Mismagius in delicious japanese rope bondage with the most lewd facial expression I have ever seen. Before I could examine it further I naturally had to wake up, because that's the unwritten law of naps.

If only something like this existed... then I would throw money haphazardly and get one.