i "see" what you did there

If you can see it, I think it gave you a seizure

xDDDD

Dont care how old I get!
Fart jokes will always be funny!

I can be fairly dangerous in that regard.

Ive almost killed myself several times today. Dont fart wearing coveralls and a welding helmet down... The smell travels up and stops right in your face when youre trying to concentrate

Try having your wife cut one in bed, and then having your C-Pap machine suck it in and blow it right into your face. Trust me, NOT fun!

Omg thats funny! And heres one in return. My boss telling stories at coffee. He was hunting with some friends and they all go to sleep. The 1 buddy is in his tent in a sleeping bag with his wife, farted, and said I bet you I can spit up and knock down those flies! So she pulled the sleeping bag over her head....


Forced air fart LMAO!

Can't forget about the midgets ether.

I would kinda feel bad farting in an elevator with a deaf midget behind me... almost...

So bad.

They're even worse when you're sick lol. And you know you didn't eat anything lol

Know any deaf people!

No. But it's a gold mine in the elevator *demonic grin*

HAHAHAH nice xD

Theres always room for fart jokes
Hehe

Oh gawd I started laughing at the title then exploded after opening.

POOP!

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*puffs and passes*

*accepts... puffs and passes back*
Also! That would explain why you laughed so hard!!! ^^

"That would explain your short-shorts!"
"Uh..yeah, that would explain it. :3" /Futurama elf

HAHA ! good one