I literally typed 'acoustic guitar' into ebay's search bar, and it gave me this: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Gustafs-Dut.....item3cc6263a57

That, my friends, is salty licorice. SALTY LICORICE IS NOT A GODDAMN ACOUSTIC GUITAR NO EBAY THAT'S A BAD EBAY!!!!

...so now I kinda want to make a guitar out of salty licorice.

I should also probably sleep at some point. XP