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13 years ago
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ओम श्री गणेश फिर नामा.
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हम सभी पर समृद्धि और शांति की चमक चलो
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Usually closed. but sometimes i leave them open so i can get out easier when i have to pee/devour a child
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Bitch please. Like i stop there.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I am happy if the bed is not on fire.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
more than i care to say. it is the only way to effectively change your own sign and streets do not care if you take their signs. today i am a Scorpio! and the street down the way no longer has a birthday
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I prefer staple it to someones face notes
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
no but i will pull out the ones on the magical red blinking light things at stores.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
hmmm well i have already been kinda attacked by both. the Bear only wanted to violate me though. and i have met some bears i really would not mind being violated by or violating. :)
8: Do you have freckles?
At least until they pay the ransom
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
I do not always smile for pictures but when i do i always use creepy uncle rape face
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
That would be Sgt. Pepper. he is 12 hands at the shoulder and weighs 86938 stone. I am so proud of him
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I can count to potato
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Wait wut? there are moments when no music plays?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
paint brushes, coloured pencils, quills, erasers, canvases, sketchbooks, tables, people modeling,
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
does sleeping in a mass open grave count?
17: What size is your bed?
How rude! besides it is not the size that counts. or at least that is what people with really disappointed looks on their faces tell me
18: What is your Song of the week?
Kill your family.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink
depends on their skin tone. I mean yeah all colours are pretty but you have to consider the colour palate of the skin as well. it could look like shit and make you look pale as hell or just Off and then there are shades of pink.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
yes. you never know when the uprising will come
21: What’s your least favourite movie?
Holla if i Kill you
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had one?
SO THAT IS WHAT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE IS ABOUT THEN HUH! TRYING TO FIND MY TREASURE! THOSE MEDDLESOME KIDS AND THAT DOG OF THEIRS PAID THE PRICE FOR THAT SHIT. ALL BUT ONE OF THEIR HEADS DECORATE MY LAWN AS A WARNING TO OTHERS NOW. BUT NOT THE ONE THAT THEY CALLED SHAGGY. oh no. not him. he still lives. chained in my basement for my amusement. and a made a throw rug from his Dog. and a puppet from it's head.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Fluids. Solids go down hard and gasses just leave me belchy
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Hydrofluoric acid for it's crimes against Humanity
25: What is your favourite food?
SUSHI! and McDonalds
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The list in Nigh endless. To Wong Fu and Avengers and Labyrinth and Futurama movies and such top the list
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No but i had sex with some. Eagles Scouts are good in bed.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Fangoria would have me i guess.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
1829 which i remember like it was yesterday. since it for me was yesterday. Honestly i have no idea how the hell you people can live in linear time. I cannot wait to see your faces in a few months
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Only if it really wants to change.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Once. which is funny since i do not drive. but the one time i was covered in Non stick frictionless lube....
33: Ever ran out of gas?
No... sadly no... my ass is a renewable resource
34: Favourite kind of sandwich?
The Double Feast at Subway with so many veggies the fucker cannot even conceive of closing without exposure to the gravity of a singularity
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Cock meat sandwiches with lots of daddy mayo
36: What is your usual bedtime?
when i go to sleep
37: Are you lazy?
No but i damn well feel like the laziest person in the world cause of pain
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
various superheors and later my neighbors as i wore their skins.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rat-Pig. i was born on the night of chinese new year final day when the signs change.
40: How many languages can you speak?
English ,and a little of Japanese and spanish and cat and Aklo and pittsburghese and redneck and ebonics and advertisement double speak
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Better homes and dungeons.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
TINKERTOYS!
43: Are you stubborn?
GLARE
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
i have not seen them in a death match so i have no idea
45: Ever watch soap operas?
I was addicted to Santa Barbara when i was in High school cause they had this utterly awesome storyline going on with Voodoo vs Native American Magic (i am so not fucking kidding here. i mean yeah i am everywhere else in this mostly but i am dead serious about this shit) and it was awesome as hell then all of the sudden it stopped and they got new people playing some of the parts and the new actors sucked like a death row convict at a crack in the gas chamber door and i stopped watching it.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
afraid is such an understatement really
47: Do you sing in the car?
no but i do sing them to sleep and give them love skritches behind the rear view mirrors.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
yes and woe to the person that catches my lyrics for only madness lies there.
49: Do you dance in the car?
I undulate
50: Ever used a gun?
Yes. but i left taxi money on the stand.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a Photographer?
i am not sure if he was a photographer professionally but he did steal the portrait of me in my ancestral castle/ruin by the sea
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
they give cheese a bad name
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Only when there is no snow... then i stress out. I need snow.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
I do happen to live in Western PA. thats like asking a southerner if they have ever had sweet tea
55: Favourite type of fruit pie?
Rhubarb - berry
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
in order. God. police man, lawyer, judge, artist, fireman, God, Artist, Translator, GOD, God Artist.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
thats like asking if i believe in gravity. as to what exactly they may be precisely is not yet determined and will not be for a while until we know what we are looking for though i bet it possibly has to do with transitional matter. we are finding that there are things that are invisible to us all the time that need special conditions to see. and finding that some things already have ways to see them. like mantis shrimp and seeing polarized spin light. we only theorized it might exist and then found out that mantis Shrimp use it to get their fuck on. i think there will also be many different reasons for Ghosts. like some will be endless lopping moments that for some reason are just playing out over and over and some will be actual people that are just slightly out of phase with us and some will be other things that perhaps even my great mind cannot yet conceive.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All the fucking time.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
I take a handful of them daily
60: Wear slippers?
my talons rip through slippers
61: Wear a bath robe?
i have towels
62: What do you wear to bed?
my skin
63: First concert?
Grateful dead. i was in college and loved it so much i almost just took what was with me right then and there and just got on a bus and left
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Rogers
65: Nike or Adidas?
Flip Flops
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
skin flakes
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Almonds
68: Ever heard of the group Tres Bien?
I did now. and it is your fault
69: Ever taken dance lessons?
at pennsic i learned to belly dance
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
being married to god and being a stay at home god of fire.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
can i try it on your dick
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Yes. and he was cute for a while but having conversations in spelling get hard after a while
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes i blubbered like a clubbed humpback when first got a relationship. of course i was 26 by then.
74: Own any record albums?
Yup
75: Own a record player?
not yet. but SOON
76: Regularly burn incense?
as offerings to Brahma and Ganesha and Nephertem yes.
77: Ever been in love?
Yes.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Turku
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Turku
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Iced to within an inch of absolute zero please
81: Tea or coffee?
Tea. preferably green tea with jasmine
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
DICKS
83: Can you swim well?
Yes. part and parcel of what whole Deep One thing
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes but when you have gills...
85: Are you patient?
sometimes
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
I will personally find the spells to bring back Queen and have them play the wedding march from Flash Gordon
87: Ever won a contest?
i just won the BMI contest and came in NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Only if you count having molten plastic drip on me
89: Which are better black or green olives?
they both suck all the ass
90: Can you knit or crochet?
i can macrame
91: Best room for a fireplace?
ALL THE ROOMS!
92: Do you want to get married?
yes
93: If married, how long have you been married?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Only when nothing else works
96: Do you have kids?
a few in the freezer
97: Do you want kids?
roasted but not covered in gold leaf
98: What’s your favourite colour?
neon clear
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Only cause my sites are off.
Usually closed. but sometimes i leave them open so i can get out easier when i have to pee/devour a child
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Bitch please. Like i stop there.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I am happy if the bed is not on fire.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
more than i care to say. it is the only way to effectively change your own sign and streets do not care if you take their signs. today i am a Scorpio! and the street down the way no longer has a birthday
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I prefer staple it to someones face notes
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
no but i will pull out the ones on the magical red blinking light things at stores.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
hmmm well i have already been kinda attacked by both. the Bear only wanted to violate me though. and i have met some bears i really would not mind being violated by or violating. :)
8: Do you have freckles?
At least until they pay the ransom
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
I do not always smile for pictures but when i do i always use creepy uncle rape face
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
That would be Sgt. Pepper. he is 12 hands at the shoulder and weighs 86938 stone. I am so proud of him
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I can count to potato
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Wait wut? there are moments when no music plays?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
paint brushes, coloured pencils, quills, erasers, canvases, sketchbooks, tables, people modeling,
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
does sleeping in a mass open grave count?
17: What size is your bed?
How rude! besides it is not the size that counts. or at least that is what people with really disappointed looks on their faces tell me
18: What is your Song of the week?
Kill your family.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink
depends on their skin tone. I mean yeah all colours are pretty but you have to consider the colour palate of the skin as well. it could look like shit and make you look pale as hell or just Off and then there are shades of pink.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
yes. you never know when the uprising will come
21: What’s your least favourite movie?
Holla if i Kill you
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had one?
SO THAT IS WHAT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE IS ABOUT THEN HUH! TRYING TO FIND MY TREASURE! THOSE MEDDLESOME KIDS AND THAT DOG OF THEIRS PAID THE PRICE FOR THAT SHIT. ALL BUT ONE OF THEIR HEADS DECORATE MY LAWN AS A WARNING TO OTHERS NOW. BUT NOT THE ONE THAT THEY CALLED SHAGGY. oh no. not him. he still lives. chained in my basement for my amusement. and a made a throw rug from his Dog. and a puppet from it's head.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Fluids. Solids go down hard and gasses just leave me belchy
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Hydrofluoric acid for it's crimes against Humanity
25: What is your favourite food?
SUSHI! and McDonalds
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The list in Nigh endless. To Wong Fu and Avengers and Labyrinth and Futurama movies and such top the list
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No but i had sex with some. Eagles Scouts are good in bed.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Fangoria would have me i guess.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
1829 which i remember like it was yesterday. since it for me was yesterday. Honestly i have no idea how the hell you people can live in linear time. I cannot wait to see your faces in a few months
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Only if it really wants to change.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Once. which is funny since i do not drive. but the one time i was covered in Non stick frictionless lube....
33: Ever ran out of gas?
No... sadly no... my ass is a renewable resource
34: Favourite kind of sandwich?
The Double Feast at Subway with so many veggies the fucker cannot even conceive of closing without exposure to the gravity of a singularity
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Cock meat sandwiches with lots of daddy mayo
36: What is your usual bedtime?
when i go to sleep
37: Are you lazy?
No but i damn well feel like the laziest person in the world cause of pain
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
various superheors and later my neighbors as i wore their skins.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rat-Pig. i was born on the night of chinese new year final day when the signs change.
40: How many languages can you speak?
English ,and a little of Japanese and spanish and cat and Aklo and pittsburghese and redneck and ebonics and advertisement double speak
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Better homes and dungeons.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
TINKERTOYS!
43: Are you stubborn?
GLARE
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
i have not seen them in a death match so i have no idea
45: Ever watch soap operas?
I was addicted to Santa Barbara when i was in High school cause they had this utterly awesome storyline going on with Voodoo vs Native American Magic (i am so not fucking kidding here. i mean yeah i am everywhere else in this mostly but i am dead serious about this shit) and it was awesome as hell then all of the sudden it stopped and they got new people playing some of the parts and the new actors sucked like a death row convict at a crack in the gas chamber door and i stopped watching it.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
afraid is such an understatement really
47: Do you sing in the car?
no but i do sing them to sleep and give them love skritches behind the rear view mirrors.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
yes and woe to the person that catches my lyrics for only madness lies there.
49: Do you dance in the car?
I undulate
50: Ever used a gun?
Yes. but i left taxi money on the stand.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a Photographer?
i am not sure if he was a photographer professionally but he did steal the portrait of me in my ancestral castle/ruin by the sea
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
they give cheese a bad name
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Only when there is no snow... then i stress out. I need snow.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
I do happen to live in Western PA. thats like asking a southerner if they have ever had sweet tea
55: Favourite type of fruit pie?
Rhubarb - berry
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
in order. God. police man, lawyer, judge, artist, fireman, God, Artist, Translator, GOD, God Artist.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
thats like asking if i believe in gravity. as to what exactly they may be precisely is not yet determined and will not be for a while until we know what we are looking for though i bet it possibly has to do with transitional matter. we are finding that there are things that are invisible to us all the time that need special conditions to see. and finding that some things already have ways to see them. like mantis shrimp and seeing polarized spin light. we only theorized it might exist and then found out that mantis Shrimp use it to get their fuck on. i think there will also be many different reasons for Ghosts. like some will be endless lopping moments that for some reason are just playing out over and over and some will be actual people that are just slightly out of phase with us and some will be other things that perhaps even my great mind cannot yet conceive.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
All the fucking time.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
I take a handful of them daily
60: Wear slippers?
my talons rip through slippers
61: Wear a bath robe?
i have towels
62: What do you wear to bed?
my skin
63: First concert?
Grateful dead. i was in college and loved it so much i almost just took what was with me right then and there and just got on a bus and left
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Rogers
65: Nike or Adidas?
Flip Flops
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
skin flakes
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Almonds
68: Ever heard of the group Tres Bien?
I did now. and it is your fault
69: Ever taken dance lessons?
at pennsic i learned to belly dance
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
being married to god and being a stay at home god of fire.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
can i try it on your dick
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Yes. and he was cute for a while but having conversations in spelling get hard after a while
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes i blubbered like a clubbed humpback when first got a relationship. of course i was 26 by then.
74: Own any record albums?
Yup
75: Own a record player?
not yet. but SOON
76: Regularly burn incense?
as offerings to Brahma and Ganesha and Nephertem yes.
77: Ever been in love?
Yes.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Turku
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Turku
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Iced to within an inch of absolute zero please
81: Tea or coffee?
Tea. preferably green tea with jasmine
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
DICKS
83: Can you swim well?
Yes. part and parcel of what whole Deep One thing
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes but when you have gills...
85: Are you patient?
sometimes
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
I will personally find the spells to bring back Queen and have them play the wedding march from Flash Gordon
87: Ever won a contest?
i just won the BMI contest and came in NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Only if you count having molten plastic drip on me
89: Which are better black or green olives?
they both suck all the ass
90: Can you knit or crochet?
i can macrame
91: Best room for a fireplace?
ALL THE ROOMS!
92: Do you want to get married?
yes
93: If married, how long have you been married?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Only when nothing else works
96: Do you have kids?
a few in the freezer
97: Do you want kids?
roasted but not covered in gold leaf
98: What’s your favourite colour?
neon clear
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Only cause my sites are off.
(and i've still got the shampoo and conditioner mini-bottles from the hotel when my late wife and i first got married. (they have to toss them when a guest leaves anyway to comply with sanitary codes))
oh i AM gonna have to go through these.