MEME, thing.
13 years ago
This is my story.
Stolen from
shadowfox23
1: Have you ever had sex with someone just because they offered?
No.
2: Have you ever taken your clothes off because someone offered you money to do it?
Nah, don't know anyone who'd ask that.
3: In your school, if you were in the locker room, did you ever secretly look at the guys/girls as they got undressed?
Nah, didn't really have a locker room to be honest, when I went to a school with one I was too young for that kind of thing.
4: Have you ever day dreamed about seeing another classmate/coworker naked?
Classmate? Sure I guess, but haven't we all? Coworker, no.
5: From question 4, how about a friend?
Nah, I prefer to keep my friendships as just that.
6: What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
Blue boxers.
7: Have you ever accidentally fallen asleep somewhere in public and woken up with that "morning problem?"
In public? Like...a park bench or something? Nah, I can't sleep in public.
8: Ever had to paw off at school or work?
No, but I've had the urge.
9: If you have any naughty pics on your phone or computer, has anyone ever found them?
No.
10: Ever played truth or dare and wound up completely naked by the end?
Does halfway count?
11: Ever bought condoms, lube or a toy from a store?
Guilty on all charges, officer.
12: Ever got naked on purpose at your lover's house to turn them on?
No, but I've had somebody try this on me. It worked, fun ensued.
13: Ever got aroused at work or school?
School, not really. Work, pffftt not with the craziness that I work in, though I do spot some occasional eye candy while working.
14: What is the biggest thing you've fit inside of you?
A dildo.
15: Ever done it in a public place?
Nah, naturally curious about it though.
16: Done it with more then 1 person at the same time?
Nope, not really into the group scene.
17: When's the last time you've masturbated?
A few days ago.
18: What makes you horny?
Nothing too special, if I'm not in the mood I can't really be tempted. But standard kind of thing, what can I say? I'm a guy.
19: What would you do if you gender swapped for a day?
Tough question, not really sure. There'd obviously be some initial shock, I'd probably spend the day freaking out.
20: Final question: You think any people reading this will look at you the same way again?
Like anybody would read this? I get zero attention from this site. But if they do, let them think what they want. I'm open to suggestions and alternate opinions.

1: Have you ever had sex with someone just because they offered?
No.
2: Have you ever taken your clothes off because someone offered you money to do it?
Nah, don't know anyone who'd ask that.
3: In your school, if you were in the locker room, did you ever secretly look at the guys/girls as they got undressed?
Nah, didn't really have a locker room to be honest, when I went to a school with one I was too young for that kind of thing.
4: Have you ever day dreamed about seeing another classmate/coworker naked?
Classmate? Sure I guess, but haven't we all? Coworker, no.
5: From question 4, how about a friend?
Nah, I prefer to keep my friendships as just that.
6: What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
Blue boxers.
7: Have you ever accidentally fallen asleep somewhere in public and woken up with that "morning problem?"
In public? Like...a park bench or something? Nah, I can't sleep in public.
8: Ever had to paw off at school or work?
No, but I've had the urge.
9: If you have any naughty pics on your phone or computer, has anyone ever found them?
No.
10: Ever played truth or dare and wound up completely naked by the end?
Does halfway count?
11: Ever bought condoms, lube or a toy from a store?
Guilty on all charges, officer.
12: Ever got naked on purpose at your lover's house to turn them on?
No, but I've had somebody try this on me. It worked, fun ensued.
13: Ever got aroused at work or school?
School, not really. Work, pffftt not with the craziness that I work in, though I do spot some occasional eye candy while working.
14: What is the biggest thing you've fit inside of you?
A dildo.
15: Ever done it in a public place?
Nah, naturally curious about it though.
16: Done it with more then 1 person at the same time?
Nope, not really into the group scene.
17: When's the last time you've masturbated?
A few days ago.
18: What makes you horny?
Nothing too special, if I'm not in the mood I can't really be tempted. But standard kind of thing, what can I say? I'm a guy.
19: What would you do if you gender swapped for a day?
Tough question, not really sure. There'd obviously be some initial shock, I'd probably spend the day freaking out.
20: Final question: You think any people reading this will look at you the same way again?
Like anybody would read this? I get zero attention from this site. But if they do, let them think what they want. I'm open to suggestions and alternate opinions.

Playbill
~playbill
*giggles*