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13 years ago
1. got a question for me and like a pic answer ==>http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3652084/
2. ALL my projects are gone, computer wouldn't start up and needed a system recovery done and wiped EVERYTHING out, WIP included so any waiters out there gotta wait longer :/
3. My power was knocked out for 2wo whole days due to a violent storm 2wo days ago. It pretty much came back on today :I
4. I am doing requests for ~FREE~ if you want something done by me |3 5ive slots for now since I got nothing better to do atm until I get my computer to full capacity :/
a.
AlexerNiyomoto [starts soon]
b.
Cynical_Gage [ongoing series/1rist page starts soon]
c. --empty--
d.
Lonewolf13727 [on hold]
e.
Yangus12 [%alf done]
Quick note: I will work on ref sheets after single pose pics to attempt to save time as well as switching back and 4orth between requests.
Special Slots: on occasion I will give special slots to peeplz who will have thier request added when ever they want and has no mark on the main slots and are more likely to be finished before others depending on teh situation. I won't simply hand these out for no reason, but I won't deprive any1ne if the situation fits :3
Special Slots:
1-Birthday Request Slot on ready
5. Edmonds Enigmatic products ready on the shelves |3
a. Expansion Gel (E-Gel for short)- Need to be bigger and softer? a swig of this jell-o like liquid will fatten you up real quick in ~NO TIME~ comes in many flavors and a special tastles flavor so you can spread it on your favorite foods. Save cash AND enjoy your favorite foods knowing that you will now require less to grow 8D. And have no fear, the gel makes your body stretchy enough to stuff more of your food in with no drawbacks [warning: rare side effects include: slight addiction, slight inflation, gas, ravenous appitite, and mild nausia. Chances of rare side effects are very low, if you experience any of these side effects report to your nearest EE facility or if you enjoy said side effects carry on then :3]
b. Reduction Gel (R-Gel for short)- Like to shrink to the size of a flea but can't afford the lazer technology to do so? NO WORRIES! R-Gel has you set! apply this gel to your skin to shrink and ingest to make your fat dissappear for those wanting a little help with thier diets...or as a practical joke for your fatty friends who love thier fat |3 [warning: shrinking to micro sizes can be cautious to your health including but not limited to: being stepped on, objects dropped on you, being smooshed in somebodies fat, easily vored, and being used as a doll by some1nes spoiled little girl]
c. Mega-Buff- Like to expand, but only in your muscles? E-Gel let you down on your muscular growth? Here is the Edmonds Enigmatic's solution, MEGA-BUFF! This gel will buff up the area you apply it to, bigger pecs? Apply gel! Muscle gut? Belly rub ins with Mega-Buff! Chizeled ass? You see where we are going ;3. Use in tandum with E-Gel and become the sumo wrestler you always dreamed of in mere minutes 8D. [warning: over-buffing can lead to limited movement of arms and legs.]
d. Gas-Xtra- whoopie cushion not enough? or just like to burp and fart more often? GAS-XTRA has your back! This candy-like tablet will fill your stomach with gas and before you know it your belching like crazy XD wanna fart? Take 2wo and let 'er rip tater chip 8D! How about a bit of inflation while you let your wind loose? there is always 3hree and you can become your own balloon :3. An exxellent product for pranksters and gas lovers everywhere :D [warning: avoid lighting a match with farting]
e. Nomo Soda: Edmonds Enigmatics products got you down? just needed R-Gel to get that ring out of the drain and want to return to normal? Became a massive blob of fat and gas with E-Gel and Gas-Xtra and want to do it all again? NOMO SODA will reset your body to the way it was BEFORE the use of our fine products :D NO WORRIES for those balloonified people who wanna walk after being pranked by Gas-Xtra tablets and those over-buffers will be relieved that there is a way to lose that mass. Edmonds Enigmatics products DO have a way back, and its name is Nomo Soda B) [warning: only for those who want to remove effects of other products. You WILL remove ALL product effects upon drinking, so you want to keep flab and lose the gas you must reuse your E-Gel product after your dose of Nomo Soda]
More soon ;3
6. and a reminder of the Ask Me journal link :3 http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3652084/
That is all, so I apologize for my absence
2. ALL my projects are gone, computer wouldn't start up and needed a system recovery done and wiped EVERYTHING out, WIP included so any waiters out there gotta wait longer :/
3. My power was knocked out for 2wo whole days due to a violent storm 2wo days ago. It pretty much came back on today :I
4. I am doing requests for ~FREE~ if you want something done by me |3 5ive slots for now since I got nothing better to do atm until I get my computer to full capacity :/
a.
AlexerNiyomoto [starts soon]b.
Cynical_Gage [ongoing series/1rist page starts soon]c. --empty--
d.
Lonewolf13727 [on hold]e.
Yangus12 [%alf done]Quick note: I will work on ref sheets after single pose pics to attempt to save time as well as switching back and 4orth between requests.
Special Slots: on occasion I will give special slots to peeplz who will have thier request added when ever they want and has no mark on the main slots and are more likely to be finished before others depending on teh situation. I won't simply hand these out for no reason, but I won't deprive any1ne if the situation fits :3
Special Slots:
1-Birthday Request Slot on ready
5. Edmonds Enigmatic products ready on the shelves |3
a. Expansion Gel (E-Gel for short)- Need to be bigger and softer? a swig of this jell-o like liquid will fatten you up real quick in ~NO TIME~ comes in many flavors and a special tastles flavor so you can spread it on your favorite foods. Save cash AND enjoy your favorite foods knowing that you will now require less to grow 8D. And have no fear, the gel makes your body stretchy enough to stuff more of your food in with no drawbacks [warning: rare side effects include: slight addiction, slight inflation, gas, ravenous appitite, and mild nausia. Chances of rare side effects are very low, if you experience any of these side effects report to your nearest EE facility or if you enjoy said side effects carry on then :3]
b. Reduction Gel (R-Gel for short)- Like to shrink to the size of a flea but can't afford the lazer technology to do so? NO WORRIES! R-Gel has you set! apply this gel to your skin to shrink and ingest to make your fat dissappear for those wanting a little help with thier diets...or as a practical joke for your fatty friends who love thier fat |3 [warning: shrinking to micro sizes can be cautious to your health including but not limited to: being stepped on, objects dropped on you, being smooshed in somebodies fat, easily vored, and being used as a doll by some1nes spoiled little girl]
c. Mega-Buff- Like to expand, but only in your muscles? E-Gel let you down on your muscular growth? Here is the Edmonds Enigmatic's solution, MEGA-BUFF! This gel will buff up the area you apply it to, bigger pecs? Apply gel! Muscle gut? Belly rub ins with Mega-Buff! Chizeled ass? You see where we are going ;3. Use in tandum with E-Gel and become the sumo wrestler you always dreamed of in mere minutes 8D. [warning: over-buffing can lead to limited movement of arms and legs.]
d. Gas-Xtra- whoopie cushion not enough? or just like to burp and fart more often? GAS-XTRA has your back! This candy-like tablet will fill your stomach with gas and before you know it your belching like crazy XD wanna fart? Take 2wo and let 'er rip tater chip 8D! How about a bit of inflation while you let your wind loose? there is always 3hree and you can become your own balloon :3. An exxellent product for pranksters and gas lovers everywhere :D [warning: avoid lighting a match with farting]
e. Nomo Soda: Edmonds Enigmatics products got you down? just needed R-Gel to get that ring out of the drain and want to return to normal? Became a massive blob of fat and gas with E-Gel and Gas-Xtra and want to do it all again? NOMO SODA will reset your body to the way it was BEFORE the use of our fine products :D NO WORRIES for those balloonified people who wanna walk after being pranked by Gas-Xtra tablets and those over-buffers will be relieved that there is a way to lose that mass. Edmonds Enigmatics products DO have a way back, and its name is Nomo Soda B) [warning: only for those who want to remove effects of other products. You WILL remove ALL product effects upon drinking, so you want to keep flab and lose the gas you must reuse your E-Gel product after your dose of Nomo Soda]
More soon ;3
6. and a reminder of the Ask Me journal link :3 http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3652084/
That is all, so I apologize for my absence
