If anyone is still watching, my apologies up front, but I've got to get this off my chest so I can at least sleep tonight.

Do not, DO NOT waste your money to go see Dark Knight Rises. I have never been bored with a super hero movie. I've walked out of movies before, I've been furious with Batman and Robin, but dear god...I couldn't muster the FUCK to care about anyone at all in this movie or anything that happened. Plot holes that you could drive trucks through, characters that checked their brains at the door, EVERYONE and their cousins figuring out Batman was Bruce Wayne, while the police commissioner who's dealt with him the most has to be lead by the hand by fucking Batman himself as to who he is under the mask...I think the only reason I stayed in my seat for the entire time was that it was like watching a slow motion massive car wreck play out right in front of me. I kept waiting for anything, anything at all to pay off the shit that came before it.

I've never done this before, and I will probably wont again, but do not give them a single dime for this abortion of a movie. Wait for someone else to rent it, download it if you absolutely have to see this...but don't let give them a cent in reward for this time waste.