Okay people, this deal is unheard of. If I lived close enough to this guy, I'd check him into a psych ward for this.

Talon Thunderstrike is scrambling to make the rent, and is selling story commissions. The prices are, get ready, $5.00 per 10,000 words. No, that is not a decimal error, it's really that effing cheap!

Shut up and take my money!