i say this from  kay~ and it seemed funny

Use this pkmn generator(x5) http://www.wyncorporation.com/pokemon/index.php

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#55 – Golduck (i need to look for new friends)

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#505 – Watchog (...)

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#555 – Darmanitan (WTF is that!)

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#152 – Chikorita (its so little)

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#26 – Raichu

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#244 – Entei (come on it doesnt even has gender)

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#642 – Thundurus

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#40 – Wigglytuff (awws its cute)

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#176 – Togetic (nya)

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#52 – Meowth (come back pussy)

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
#140 – Kabuto (agh creepy crawly thing)

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#129 – Magikarp (well its just a fish)

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#479 – Rotom (...)

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#274 – Nuzleaf (hahahaha)

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
#123 – Scyther (it is still a bug)

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#451 – Skorupi (a tiny scorpion?)

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#220 – Swinub (awwws its cute)

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#327 – Spinda (he is confused and drunk... this is going to hurt)

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#586 – Sawsbuck

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#494 – Victini (woah i need a masterball right now)