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An eye for an eye?
13 years ago
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Who will save me from low doorposts? Okay, so...
Here I was, sitting in my bedroom, listening to the latest 2Sense show while working on a fursuit head when all of a sudden I heard a BANG on my bedroom window. Which is weird because I live on the second floor. So I see a round mark on the window, I look out and see two little assholes take off like a rocket.
Is it wrong of me wanting to have a shotgun with rock salt so I can repay them somehow? I mean, the saying goes "An eye for an eye", right? So how about a death scare for a death scare?
I mean, I was sitting in bad lighting, the sun was already going down and all of a sudden sudden BANG scared the living daylights out of me. Wouldn't it be appropriate to take aim at those little FUCKERS and take potshots at them with a couple of shells of rock salt?
I mean, with a little bad luck on their side it's just gonna sting a bit and with a little luck on my side it's gonna sting a LOT.
And no, I won't be able to toss an apple back at then because A. I don't have apples in my home. B. I have a small room and ditto window which lead to C. Knowing my throwing skills I've I would shoot at the broad side of a barn I'd probably hit the roof. And pull a muscle.
Here I was, sitting in my bedroom, listening to the latest 2Sense show while working on a fursuit head when all of a sudden I heard a BANG on my bedroom window. Which is weird because I live on the second floor. So I see a round mark on the window, I look out and see two little assholes take off like a rocket.
Is it wrong of me wanting to have a shotgun with rock salt so I can repay them somehow? I mean, the saying goes "An eye for an eye", right? So how about a death scare for a death scare?
I mean, I was sitting in bad lighting, the sun was already going down and all of a sudden sudden BANG scared the living daylights out of me. Wouldn't it be appropriate to take aim at those little FUCKERS and take potshots at them with a couple of shells of rock salt?
I mean, with a little bad luck on their side it's just gonna sting a bit and with a little luck on my side it's gonna sting a LOT.
And no, I won't be able to toss an apple back at then because A. I don't have apples in my home. B. I have a small room and ditto window which lead to C. Knowing my throwing skills I've I would shoot at the broad side of a barn I'd probably hit the roof. And pull a muscle.
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