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13 years ago
1. Had sex?
Aye
2. Bought Condoms?
Of course. I also get the damn things handed to me a lot at meetings of the GLBTA group on campus (even though I barely use the darn things since I don't have sex frequently)
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant?
Nope, not with my orientation
4. Failed A Class?
No
5. Kissed A Boy?
Yes
6. Kissed A Girl?
No
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch?
Yep
8. Had A Job?
A few jobs, and hopefully I can get a few more.
9. Slipped On Ice?
Yes, especially in the Midway area of the Twin Cities. They don't know how to salt the sidewalks here and then it results in at least a few centimetres of ice on the sidewalks from all the buildup of snow and the cold.
10. Missed The School Bus?
Maybe a few times.
11. Fucked a girl?
No
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet?
No
13. Sexted?
Yep
14. Had Sex In Public?
Oh goodness no. I love smexy smexy, but I don't want to go to jail for doing the deed in public.
15. Played On A Sports Team?
Once upon a time I was on the swimming team. Then the coach was an asshole and it tainted my memories of the sport ever since.
16. Smoked Weed?
Once, can't do it anymore since the pneumonia
17. Smoked Cigarettes?
Once, and my lungs couldn't deal with it
18. Smoked A Cigar?
I kind of miss being able to enjoy an occasional cigar.
19. Drank Alcohol?
Plenty of times. I love myself a good whiskey, or if I want a cocktail I'll go for the Gin and Tonic.
20. Watched porn?
Uhhhh... I would love to say that this is implied by my being here, but it apparently isn't so I have to clarify that I have.
21. Skipped class?
Not without a good reason like pneumonia tearing up my lungs.
22. Gotten Arrested?
Almost, but they were given the most vague description that could be generalized to any man in the winter.
23. Done meth?
Nope, and never. I know what amphetamines do to my mind already since I used to have a perscription to Adderall. It ain't pretty suffice it to say.
24. Been To A Wedding?
Several, and I hope that one day I could have my own. :3
25. Fell in love with a best friend?
I'd like to say the reverse happened, where my love became my best friend for a while. After all, that is what should happen with relationships, right?
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
For both work and non-work related reasons I have.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight?
Meh, I've watched it for longer when doing an extended marathon of "The Lord of the Rings."
28. Been Late For Work?
Only a few times.
29. Been Late For School?
I have been late to an 8AM class to the point where a professor got a little pissed. I still aced that course though.
30. Kissed In The Rain?
No, but that would be beautiful.
31. Showered With Someone Else?
No
32. Failed My Drivers Test?
Yes, and I need to take that again.
33. Cheated on a ex?
No, I don't cheat. If I were to mess around with other people it's because my partner agreed to it in the first place.
34. Been Outside My Home Country?
Yes! I went on a trip to the UK for a course once and it was awesome!
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours?
Every time I go to and from my university to my last hometown.
36. Had Lice?
No, but I've had to get the treatment because my sister's elementary school had a lice scare once.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken?
Yes
38. Had A Credit Card?
Not yet. I'm using student loans and whatnot to build my credit.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game?
A few.
40. Broken A Bone?
I fractured my wrist once.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian?
Gay
42. Won A Trophy?
Yes
43. Cut Myself?
This... is territory I don't want to venture into, but yes I have.
44. Had An STD.?
Nope, still clean last I checked.
45. Got Engaged?
No
46. Done ecstasy?
Nope. I'm not about to do that.
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show?
No
48. Rode In A Taxi?
A few times. It's much easier to take a taxi to the airport than it is to hog some space with your luggage on the mass transit.
49. Been To Prom?
Yes, not the most memorable of experiences though.
50. Played A Drinking Game?
Yep
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More?
I can't do this as often as I used to.
52. Been To A Concert?
Fleetwood Mac! It was the best concert ever! They even played the good version of "Go Insane" among other amazing tracks.
53. Had A Three-Some?
I have not, but I wouldn't be adverse to the idea. ;3
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?
Of course! Gay otter is vey gay.
55. Been In A Car Accident?
No, I have been fortunate enough to not have had an accident.
56. Had Braces?
No
57. Learned Another Language?
German, and I'm looking to learn French
58. Killed An Animal?
Maybe a few insects, but I haven't killed any mammals or birds.
59. Been At A Yard Sale?
Yep
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse?
No
61. Wore Make Up?
Every time I've acted in a play I needed makeup. It's necessary to keep the stage lights from erasing your face.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam?
Yes :3
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16?
No, I was too awkward in high school to pull that off.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out?
Yes, but fortunately it was timed in such a way that the suffering was minimized.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself?
I haven't played the field of available men enough to say yes.
66. Snuck Out Of The House?
Nope
67. Bought Porn?
Yes I have
68. Had A Virus On My Computer?
Not on any computer of mine
69. Had Oral Sex?
Yes, and the variant based off this number.
70. Dyed My Hair?
I had to get my hair coloured up as grey once.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping?
No, but it seems fun :3
72. Graduated From College?
One more year to go before I can say yes to this.
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes?
No
74. Voted In A Presidential Election?
I missed that age window during 2008, but I will be voting in this next one. Remember y'all vote Gary Johnson, because we can't trust the Mormon or the Democrat.
75. Rode In An Ambulance?
If I have I don't remember.
76. Rode In A Helicopter?
No
77. Caught The Stove On Fire?
Almost did that once. We are NOT doing that again.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight?
Yes
79. Met Someone Famous?
No
80. Been On Vacation?
Yes
81. Been On A Boat?
Yes
82. Been On An Airplane?
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane...
83. Broken Something Expensive?
No
84. Had Surgery?
Yes, to get those damn wisdom teeth removed
85. Been In Love?
Yes
86. Beat A Video Game?
Many video games
87. Found Something Valuable On The Ground?
No
88. Made A Survey?
No
89. Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
No
90. Prank Called Someone?
No
91. Been To A Library Outside Of School?
Yes
92. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day?
Yes
93. Cut My Hair And Hated It?
Yes
94. Peed Outside?
Since I've camped many times this is a definite yes.
95. Went Fishing?
Yes
96. Helped With Charity?
Yes
97. Taken A Pregnancy Test?
No, I'm male
98. Been Rejected By A Crush?
Yes
99. Been Suspended From School?
No
100. Broken a mirror?
Yes
101. Thrown up on someone?
No
102. Lied to your parents?
It gets easier over the years, especially if the truth hurts.
Aye
2. Bought Condoms?
Of course. I also get the damn things handed to me a lot at meetings of the GLBTA group on campus (even though I barely use the darn things since I don't have sex frequently)
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant?
Nope, not with my orientation
4. Failed A Class?
No
5. Kissed A Boy?
Yes
6. Kissed A Girl?
No
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch?
Yep
8. Had A Job?
A few jobs, and hopefully I can get a few more.
9. Slipped On Ice?
Yes, especially in the Midway area of the Twin Cities. They don't know how to salt the sidewalks here and then it results in at least a few centimetres of ice on the sidewalks from all the buildup of snow and the cold.
10. Missed The School Bus?
Maybe a few times.
11. Fucked a girl?
No
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet?
No
13. Sexted?
Yep
14. Had Sex In Public?
Oh goodness no. I love smexy smexy, but I don't want to go to jail for doing the deed in public.
15. Played On A Sports Team?
Once upon a time I was on the swimming team. Then the coach was an asshole and it tainted my memories of the sport ever since.
16. Smoked Weed?
Once, can't do it anymore since the pneumonia
17. Smoked Cigarettes?
Once, and my lungs couldn't deal with it
18. Smoked A Cigar?
I kind of miss being able to enjoy an occasional cigar.
19. Drank Alcohol?
Plenty of times. I love myself a good whiskey, or if I want a cocktail I'll go for the Gin and Tonic.
20. Watched porn?
Uhhhh... I would love to say that this is implied by my being here, but it apparently isn't so I have to clarify that I have.
21. Skipped class?
Not without a good reason like pneumonia tearing up my lungs.
22. Gotten Arrested?
Almost, but they were given the most vague description that could be generalized to any man in the winter.
23. Done meth?
Nope, and never. I know what amphetamines do to my mind already since I used to have a perscription to Adderall. It ain't pretty suffice it to say.
24. Been To A Wedding?
Several, and I hope that one day I could have my own. :3
25. Fell in love with a best friend?
I'd like to say the reverse happened, where my love became my best friend for a while. After all, that is what should happen with relationships, right?
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
For both work and non-work related reasons I have.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight?
Meh, I've watched it for longer when doing an extended marathon of "The Lord of the Rings."
28. Been Late For Work?
Only a few times.
29. Been Late For School?
I have been late to an 8AM class to the point where a professor got a little pissed. I still aced that course though.
30. Kissed In The Rain?
No, but that would be beautiful.
31. Showered With Someone Else?
No
32. Failed My Drivers Test?
Yes, and I need to take that again.
33. Cheated on a ex?
No, I don't cheat. If I were to mess around with other people it's because my partner agreed to it in the first place.
34. Been Outside My Home Country?
Yes! I went on a trip to the UK for a course once and it was awesome!
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours?
Every time I go to and from my university to my last hometown.
36. Had Lice?
No, but I've had to get the treatment because my sister's elementary school had a lice scare once.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken?
Yes
38. Had A Credit Card?
Not yet. I'm using student loans and whatnot to build my credit.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game?
A few.
40. Broken A Bone?
I fractured my wrist once.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian?
Gay
42. Won A Trophy?
Yes
43. Cut Myself?
This... is territory I don't want to venture into, but yes I have.
44. Had An STD.?
Nope, still clean last I checked.
45. Got Engaged?
No
46. Done ecstasy?
Nope. I'm not about to do that.
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show?
No
48. Rode In A Taxi?
A few times. It's much easier to take a taxi to the airport than it is to hog some space with your luggage on the mass transit.
49. Been To Prom?
Yes, not the most memorable of experiences though.
50. Played A Drinking Game?
Yep
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More?
I can't do this as often as I used to.
52. Been To A Concert?
Fleetwood Mac! It was the best concert ever! They even played the good version of "Go Insane" among other amazing tracks.
53. Had A Three-Some?
I have not, but I wouldn't be adverse to the idea. ;3
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?
Of course! Gay otter is vey gay.
55. Been In A Car Accident?
No, I have been fortunate enough to not have had an accident.
56. Had Braces?
No
57. Learned Another Language?
German, and I'm looking to learn French
58. Killed An Animal?
Maybe a few insects, but I haven't killed any mammals or birds.
59. Been At A Yard Sale?
Yep
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse?
No
61. Wore Make Up?
Every time I've acted in a play I needed makeup. It's necessary to keep the stage lights from erasing your face.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam?
Yes :3
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16?
No, I was too awkward in high school to pull that off.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out?
Yes, but fortunately it was timed in such a way that the suffering was minimized.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself?
I haven't played the field of available men enough to say yes.
66. Snuck Out Of The House?
Nope
67. Bought Porn?
Yes I have
68. Had A Virus On My Computer?
Not on any computer of mine
69. Had Oral Sex?
Yes, and the variant based off this number.
70. Dyed My Hair?
I had to get my hair coloured up as grey once.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping?
No, but it seems fun :3
72. Graduated From College?
One more year to go before I can say yes to this.
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes?
No
74. Voted In A Presidential Election?
I missed that age window during 2008, but I will be voting in this next one. Remember y'all vote Gary Johnson, because we can't trust the Mormon or the Democrat.
75. Rode In An Ambulance?
If I have I don't remember.
76. Rode In A Helicopter?
No
77. Caught The Stove On Fire?
Almost did that once. We are NOT doing that again.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight?
Yes
79. Met Someone Famous?
No
80. Been On Vacation?
Yes
81. Been On A Boat?
Yes
82. Been On An Airplane?
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane...
83. Broken Something Expensive?
No
84. Had Surgery?
Yes, to get those damn wisdom teeth removed
85. Been In Love?
Yes
86. Beat A Video Game?
Many video games
87. Found Something Valuable On The Ground?
No
88. Made A Survey?
No
89. Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
No
90. Prank Called Someone?
No
91. Been To A Library Outside Of School?
Yes
92. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day?
Yes
93. Cut My Hair And Hated It?
Yes
94. Peed Outside?
Since I've camped many times this is a definite yes.
95. Went Fishing?
Yes
96. Helped With Charity?
Yes
97. Taken A Pregnancy Test?
No, I'm male
98. Been Rejected By A Crush?
Yes
99. Been Suspended From School?
No
100. Broken a mirror?
Yes
101. Thrown up on someone?
No
102. Lied to your parents?
It gets easier over the years, especially if the truth hurts.
