I had a moment not to long ago which  Sodapop_The_Wonder was a witness to. I was watching a live stream and reading the the chat box when something occurred to me:

Bumble: I don't get it! Why do they keep talking about the jubilee?
Sodapop: Bumble they are not talking about the Jubilee, they are talking about Jubblies.
Bumble: *faceplams*

i got allot of them because i told people am american Mexican as they copy and paste my personal chat on messengers
and they add it thise person is dont wanna learn good english and keep making rude comments learn english and grammar and keep harrmwnitng this for my dylexia gramma error and still are on fa

One time I was at a Target, I think, with a few of my friends. There was this big sign that said, "Jewelry/Watches", and when I was reading it I thought it said, "Jewelry Whores".

Then, another time, a friend of mine wore a soccer jersey to school that had three letters on the front, (It was something like AFD, or something close to it.) and throughout the day, I kept thinking it said 'FAG' on it. Until I actually went up to ask him why it said that, of course.

When ever I go into a store, I have to read, then reread the signs around me, one said * Watches here* though it said stalkers here.

Worst part is I will say outloud what I am trying to say, but what I am saying comes out backwards.

 Bumble_Foot will tell ya about my moment when I was researching dog breed and yelled in the library

"I can't really be that f*cking dyslexic or is there really a dog call a bolognasi"