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RMFC Meme Thing <even though nobody cares>
13 years ago
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rektheartist
Q: Where are you staying?
A: My house? No you are not invited.
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Saturday morning-ish to Saturday afternoon-ish. If you really want to see me, that's your chance.
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Since I'll be at my house, this is a really stupid question.
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Eating lunch with rektheartist <you are also not invited to this>, wandering the halls, that's about it
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Your mother. Ahem. Really? You expect me to plan out my meals two days ahead of time?
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: Party in my room. At my house. By myself. Still not invited.
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: Nope and if you are drunk face my fearsome wrath!!!!
Q: What is your gender?
A: Brotato chip
Q: Are you single?
A: How is this relevant to a convention...? And I'm not telling x.x
Q: How old are you?
A: Old enough to know better
Q: How tall are you?
A: Tall enough to know better
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: I very seriously doubt it. Usually I'm friendly, but this week is testing that character trait. If you don't smell bad, don't touch me, and don't talk about a. your OC, b. how attractive I am, c. your sexuality <because I don't care>, d. anything about sex at all, actually, or e. OMGDESUCONYELLINGBLAHBLAHBLAH, I might be nice to talk to.
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Yell "Scout!" or make the TARDIS noise. Or offer me candy. Usually works.
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: 2
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: Nope. Got a skin-suit, though. Made out of people that talk to me.
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: If your name is <insert my mother's name>, Rek, or Christopher Eccleston, yes. Otherwise, maybe. But I doubt it.
Q: How can I find you?
A: Why do you want to find me...? If you seriously require me, I'm an average-height, average-weight random guy with a grey squirrel tail, and I usually wear goggles.
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: Soda or juice is fine. No alcohol.
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: Won't have it with me. You can ask, though. I'll just give you a weird look.
Q: Can I draw in your sketchbook?
A: I won't have it, yo. You can draw in my imaginary one, however.
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Again, I find myself asking "why?" Why do you want a picture of a boring dude wearing a tail and goggles?
Q: Can I hang out with you?
A: Depends on how much money you have.
Q: Can I talk to you?
A: Didn't we go over this? I'll say this: you can try.
Q: Can I ask you to dance?
A: You can ask.
Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: Oddly, that's something that I *will* do. Just let me know.
God I sound like a jackass.
-Scout
rektheartistQ: Where are you staying?
A: My house? No you are not invited.
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Saturday morning-ish to Saturday afternoon-ish. If you really want to see me, that's your chance.
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Since I'll be at my house, this is a really stupid question.
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Eating lunch with
rektheartist <you are also not invited to this>, wandering the halls, that's about itQ: What/where will you be eating?
A: Your mother. Ahem. Really? You expect me to plan out my meals two days ahead of time?
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: Party in my room. At my house. By myself. Still not invited.
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: Nope and if you are drunk face my fearsome wrath!!!!
Q: What is your gender?
A: Brotato chip
Q: Are you single?
A: How is this relevant to a convention...? And I'm not telling x.x
Q: How old are you?
A: Old enough to know better
Q: How tall are you?
A: Tall enough to know better
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: I very seriously doubt it. Usually I'm friendly, but this week is testing that character trait. If you don't smell bad, don't touch me, and don't talk about a. your OC, b. how attractive I am, c. your sexuality <because I don't care>, d. anything about sex at all, actually, or e. OMGDESUCONYELLINGBLAHBLAHBLAH, I might be nice to talk to.
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Yell "Scout!" or make the TARDIS noise. Or offer me candy. Usually works.
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: 2
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: Nope. Got a skin-suit, though. Made out of people that talk to me.
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: If your name is <insert my mother's name>, Rek, or Christopher Eccleston, yes. Otherwise, maybe. But I doubt it.
Q: How can I find you?
A: Why do you want to find me...? If you seriously require me, I'm an average-height, average-weight random guy with a grey squirrel tail, and I usually wear goggles.
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: Soda or juice is fine. No alcohol.
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: Won't have it with me. You can ask, though. I'll just give you a weird look.
Q: Can I draw in your sketchbook?
A: I won't have it, yo. You can draw in my imaginary one, however.
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Again, I find myself asking "why?" Why do you want a picture of a boring dude wearing a tail and goggles?
Q: Can I hang out with you?
A: Depends on how much money you have.
Q: Can I talk to you?
A: Didn't we go over this? I'll say this: you can try.
Q: Can I ask you to dance?
A: You can ask.
Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: Oddly, that's something that I *will* do. Just let me know.
God I sound like a jackass.
-Scout
JUST. YOU. WAIT.
Can't wait to meet yoooooou~~~~~ 8)
That says it all.