Excerpt from a description of a book I wanted to write as a child:

"To tell about this book is quite simple. In the year 1876 AD, a strange peculiar thing happened that changed time and place. The world was splitted (sic) into two different times because of a light molecule having added amounts of plutonium and electricity. This caused the atom of light to go faster straight into the middle of earth, and because of this the atom caused time to stop. Then out of no where the atom was found everywhere in time causing the line of time to explode. Into two different time lines."

This is why I never became a scientist.