A job.
If you know someone that could be interested in a french, english-speaking wolf skilled at selling things, or at writing stories, send a comment/mail/letter whatever...

The whole of Lexx series.
I'd bless any who could provide those... Nature of bless ca be discussed. I can also offer kinky ones (But not too kinky!)

The missing books in the Animorphs series.
I can't remember which ones, but there are 4 or 5 books that were never translated in French. Se above for the reward.

My mental sanity
Rarely used. Must still be wandering somewhere...