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A Wild Meme Appears!
13 years ago
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tasteslikegreen
The idea is that instead of this being a personality test, it's more of a whimsy thing, as you head to this site, which selects a Pokémon at random, for each of your answers. Without further ado...
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Machop. I've got a workout partner to help motivate me to lose weight! Woo!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Whiscash. Maybe I should grow a moustache like his.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Roselia. Botany project!
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Larvitar. Oh shit, he already looks evil. I'm dead.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Ponyta. A visit to the in-laws is a trip to the barn. Wonderful.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Mightyena. A Pokemon that looks hot as an anthro? Hell yes!
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Snubbull. Acted like a bitch anyway.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Lapras. How does he manage to do that? He's freaking huge!
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Luxray. Fuzzy!
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Slowking. I'm sure he had a good reason.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Mudkip. So I heard you like Mudkips. IN BED!
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Machamp. O_O
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Dratini. I think she wants to RP tentacle rape. Eeeep!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Zubat. No skin off my back, those things are a dime a dozen.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Lucario. WINNING!
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Clefairy. That sounds like... a perfect... match... zzzzzzzzzzz.....
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Arcanine. DOUBLE WINNING!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Houndoom. That fits well, too. *cancels next appointment*
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Vulpix. Pretty good reason to look forward to bedtime, I say.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Aggron. I'm never going down there again.
21. This Pokémon represents you.
Glaceon. Not what I would say, but there are definitely worse choices out there.
tasteslikegreenThe idea is that instead of this being a personality test, it's more of a whimsy thing, as you head to this site, which selects a Pokémon at random, for each of your answers. Without further ado...
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Machop. I've got a workout partner to help motivate me to lose weight! Woo!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Whiscash. Maybe I should grow a moustache like his.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Roselia. Botany project!
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Larvitar. Oh shit, he already looks evil. I'm dead.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Ponyta. A visit to the in-laws is a trip to the barn. Wonderful.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Mightyena. A Pokemon that looks hot as an anthro? Hell yes!
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Snubbull. Acted like a bitch anyway.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Lapras. How does he manage to do that? He's freaking huge!
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Luxray. Fuzzy!
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Slowking. I'm sure he had a good reason.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Mudkip. So I heard you like Mudkips. IN BED!
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Machamp. O_O
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Dratini. I think she wants to RP tentacle rape. Eeeep!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Zubat. No skin off my back, those things are a dime a dozen.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Lucario. WINNING!
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Clefairy. That sounds like... a perfect... match... zzzzzzzzzzz.....
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Arcanine. DOUBLE WINNING!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Houndoom. That fits well, too. *cancels next appointment*
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Vulpix. Pretty good reason to look forward to bedtime, I say.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Aggron. I'm never going down there again.
21. This Pokémon represents you.
Glaceon. Not what I would say, but there are definitely worse choices out there.
