random pokemon team (leaving out legendary)
1. #234 - Stantler
2. #550 - Basculin
3. #571 - Zoroark
4. #601 - Klinklang
5. #374 - Beldum
6. #421 - Cherrim

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
#323 - Camerupt

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
#558 - Crustle

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
#529 - Drilbur

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
#396 - Starly

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
#557 - Dwebble

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
#345 - Lileep

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
#299 - Nosepass

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
#378 - Regice

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
#620 - Mienshao

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
#539 - Sawk

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night
#642 - Thundurus (Therian)

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
#4 - Charmander

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
#324 - Torkoal

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
#160 - Feraligatr

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
#433 - Chingling

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
#137 - Porygon

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
#516 - Simipour

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
#202 - Wobbuffet

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
#2 - Ivysaur

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
#523 - Zebstrika

21. This pokemon represents you.
#19 - Rattata