I was told I had to do this...

*Made some changes cuz there were some follow-up questions rather obviously missed on here...

1. Had sex? Indeed. Love it, need it, expecting more of it.
2. Bought Condoms? I have, but better yet, got a major company to send me 500 under the guise of distributing them.
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nope.
4. Failed A Class? Yes, twice (different classes though).
5. Kissed A Boy? Yup.
6. Kissed A Girl? Yup.
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Plastic lunch box in school, plastic bag for work now.
8. Had A Job? Yes
9. Slipped On Ice? Yes
10. Missed The School Bus? Only on purpose.
11. Fucked a girl? Yup.
*11a. Fucked a boy? Yup.
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? Possibly, was more a defense issue.
13. Sexted? Oh yeah.
14. Had Sex In Public? Many a time.
15. Played On A Sports Team? Little league baseball and college frat softball.
16. Smoked Weed? I did go to college ya know.
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Just finished, plotting my next fag.
18. Smoked A Cigar? Variety of 'em, brother has quite the collection!
19. Drank Alcohol? *Holds up his beer*
20. Watched porn? This is posted on FA, so had to to get here.
21. Skipped class? Hell yes.
22. Gotten Arrested? No, never got caught.
23. Done meth? Erm No. And hell NO.
24. Been To A Wedding? Been to them, been in them, did them, reversed them.
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Yes.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? 5 hours seems like a short time to call noteworthy.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Yet again, 5 hours seems like a short time to call noteworthy.
28. Been Late For Work? Only a time or two, somehow.
29. Been Late For School? Yes, but usually that turned into skipping in the end.
30. Kissed In The Rain? Yup.
31. Showered With Someone Else? Indeed!
*31a. Had sex in the shower? Yup.
32. Failed My Drivers Test? Nope, passed. With points taken off for posture (wtf?).
33. Cheated on a ex? Nope, nor a current valid mate.
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Mexico!
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Too many times to count.
36. Had Lice? Nope.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Yup.
38. Had A Credit Card? Had the gambit, wrangled it down to a few.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Couple of times.
40. Broken A Bone? Me: No. Others: Yes.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Bi
42. Won A Trophy? ROOK champion of my high school! Woot!
43. Cut Myself? Intentionally: No. Accident: Yes.
44. Had An STD? Nope.
45. Got Engaged? Yes.
*45a. Got married? Yes.
46. Done ecstasy? No. I know better.
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Nope.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yup.
49. Been To Prom? Nope, dodged that a few years, just hit the aftermath.
50. Played A Drinking Game? Too many to count...
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Yah, hallucinations are fun!
52. Been To A Concert? Yup.
53. Had A Three-Some? Yups. My marriage was complicated/interesting/educational.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Indeed!
55. Been In A Car Accident? Quite a few, none my fault, very little bodily harm.
56. Had Braces? Nope.
57. Learned Another Language? English and Hick.
58. Killed An Animal? Yup.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yup.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Yup.
61. Wore Make Up? Yup. Not my thing.
*61a. Cross-dressed? Androgynously, yes.
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? Yup, but its been too long...
*62a. Had webcam sex? Yup.
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? Yup. 14.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? Nope, still got the bastards.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Nope.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Now and then.
67. Bought Porn? Yup.
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? A few nights spent fixing such issues.
69. Had Oral Sex? Oh yeah.
*69a. Had Anal Sex? Yup!
70. Dyed My Hair? Yup. Bleached too.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? Only rather recently.
72. Graduated From College? Yup.
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Only a couple of times.
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Yup.
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope.
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Nope.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? Nope.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? A few, but I usually back down, then start it back up later on.
*78a. Got in a physical fight? Only once.
79. Met Someone Famous? Yup. (Can't say who, HIPPA).
80. Been On Vacation? Yup.
81. Been On A Boat? Yup.
82. Been On An Airplane? Yup.
83. Broken Something Expensive? Killed some computers in my time.
84. Had Surgery? Nope.
85. Been In Love? A few times, still enjoying it now.
86. Beat A Video Game? Yup.
87. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Money!
88. Made A Survey? Yup.
89. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Possibly...
90. Prank Called Someone? Yup.
91. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yup.
92. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? How is this a valid question? Even Wal-mart can suck up $100.
93. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Yup.
94. Peed Outside? Oh yeah.
95. Went Fishing? Yup.
96. Helped With Charity? Yup. AVOL!
97. Taken A Pregnancy Test? Never felt it necessary.
98. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yup.
99. Been Suspended From School? Nope, dodged that cuz of connections.
100. Broken a mirror? Yup.
101. Thrown up on someone? Nope.
102. Lied to your parents? WTF question...Yes!