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13 years ago
forcibly acquired from 
touei
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. Slenderman doesn't want to be disturbed by my snoring.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
hurrrr
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
das tucked. I am SUCH A NEAT FREAK
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
negative
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Abuse and cover every surface like a schizophrenic, yes.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
hmmmmmuhhhhhno.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
ohlawdbear. Bees scare the SHIT out of me. (Though I think bears would too if I was attacked by one...)
8: Do you have freckles?
yar
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Yes but it looks SO DERPY. My regular laughter is not bad, but smiles ohgod. 8D
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
People not using common sense. People interrupting me when I stutter. People who think I'm lying (I will FLIP SHIT on you if you do this. srsly). People who try to 'help me' by finishing words I'm trying to say when I stutter. People who refuse to see other opinions on things.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No, but I frequently conduct to whatever music I'm listening to while I walk.
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Hm, not really. I do enjoy ballroom dance, though, but there's usually music.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
lolno
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
foreveralone.jpg
17: What size is your bed?
QUEEEEEEEEEEEN
18: What is your Song of the week?
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJa6JXC2qVE[/video]
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
shure wynaut
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Only TV worth watching nowadays.
21: What’s your least favourite movie?
Ever After. Not that it's a bad movie, I've just seen it so many freaking times that I can't watch it anymore augh.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had one?
If I want someone to find it? In the middle of a park with a map. If I didn't want anyone finding it? I'd load it onto a satellite just before launch into orbit.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
LA LECHE
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
hunny mustirddd
25: What is your favourite food?
ohlawd. I like americanized Sesame Chicken, authentic Pad Thai, my mom's secret recipe pot pie, grilled barbecue chicken, slow-cooked beef ribs, and Buncha Crunch.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
SPIRITED AWAYYYYYY
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
lolno. Because I was lazy. Now I'm glad I didn't because it's turned into a mormon asshole organization. Also my sexuality wouldn't go over well there <.< >.>
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
ojeezus
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Two years ago in college. Friend of mine who goes to a university in Texas and I would exchange paper letters just for the hell of it.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
lolno
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
negative
33: Ever ran out of gas?
I have, personally. My car has never had this problem.
34: Favourite kind of sandwich?
anything with bacon, avocado, mayonnaise, good ham/prosciutto, lettuce, tasty dressing... idk there are many. lol.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
PURE MAPLE SYRUP. The medium can be whatever.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
I don't have one ._. whatever gets me 6-7 hours of sleep. because I'm SO RESPONSIBLE also the times I need to get up change each day. so yeah.
37: Are you lazy?
HAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
WIZARDDDDD
also Death
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
baaaaaa
40: How many languages can you speak?
engrish. learning japaneez. pig latin. ubbi dubbi (the BEST language).
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
rofl
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. But my eight-year-old self would have begged to differ.
43: Are you stubborn?
WHAT ME NO I'M NEVER STUBBORN GO FUCK OFF
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
CRAIG FERGUSONNN
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Days of our Lives, because my mom watches it ALL THE FREAKING TIME and I'm usually in the room. So, not of my own will. But I do know a lot of the characters and shit. I could probably write a more captivating plot, but whatevs.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Opposite - Heights are fine. I'm afraid of really tall things.
47: Do you sing in the car?
WHAT NO NEVER
48: Do you sing in the shower?
LOLNO <.< >.>
49: Do you dance in the car?
this is possible? o_o
50: Ever used a gun?
yes. WATER GUN LOL
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a Photographer?
Senior pictures in high school. hurrr
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
if by cheesy you mean AMAZING then yes
53: Is Christmas stressful?
No. I quite love it. But everyone I know seems to hate it. shmrr. :/
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
dingleheimer
55: Favourite type of fruit pie?
EVERYFRUIT PIE
consisting of every fruit
(I've wanted to do this for a while)
butsrsly olaliberry is probably my favourite
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I have no idea, honestly. Probably something physics related.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Show me one and I'll start believing.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
yesh
59: Take a vitamin daily?
several, aye
60: Wear slippers?
mmhmmm
61: Wear a bath robe?
Yes, sometimes
62: What do you wear to bed?
pajamashirt and pajamashorts because I'm superclassy
63: First concert?
My orchestra concerts? :P First professional concert I attended was Yanni.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
fuck all of them
but fuck Target slightly less
65: Nike or Adidas?
Nike because GODDESS
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
ohgod where's the bathroom WHERE'S THE BATHROOM
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
pee-ahh-nootz
68: Ever heard of the group Tres Bien?
negative
69: Ever taken dance lessons?
YES all year my second year in college and I went to a bunch of social dances with public lessons last year, which I'm going to do again.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
whatever makes him/her happy
71: Can you curl your tongue?
yar
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
No, but I'm really good at spelling.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Maybe? idk
74: Own any record albums?
lolno
75: Own a record player?
haha
76: Regularly burn incense?
herp
77: Ever been in love?
Yes. It ended horribly. I've been dying to see someone again but I have the shittiest luck and I probably wouldn't make anyone happy anyway so blargh.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Yanni again, or Andre Rieu.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
I ANSWERED THIS ALREADY FOO
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
both. :3
81: Tea or coffee?
tea. Caffeine doesn't affect me. Genetic haberdashery. Doesn't affect my dad either.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
SHUGURRRRRRR HURRDURR
83: Can you swim well?
lawd I wish. I can barely swim because exhaling through my nose underwater makes me freak the hell out for reasons yet unknown.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yar
85: Are you patient?
Yes, but I don't like to be.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
swing bad. SO CLASSY.
87: Ever won a contest?
not that I can remember. I'd like to TT__TT
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No. But I wouldn't mind it to remove these genetically inherited man-boobs. hargle. I LOOK LIKE A FEGGIN GIRL and not in the sexy androgynous sort of way. Like, my torso is thin and my arms/legs look all right but I have these goddamn massive breasts.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
BATHROOM AGAIN GET OUTTA THE WAY
90: Can you knit or crochet?
I can origami, does that count?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
every room
92: Do you want to get married?
idk. I want to fall in love with someone and I want that person to fall in love with me. I want to be adorable with someone. If marriage happens, shure wynaut. But it's the love that's more important to me.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
hrgl
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
In my mind? Yes. In person? No, I just guilt everyone until I get what I want. <.< >.> (okay not really)
96: Do you have kids?
I have cats, which are like kids that don't talk and barely cost anything and catch mice for you.
97: Do you want kids?
someday.
98: What’s your favourite colour?
white. Also blue.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
My friends at kallej. I wish my awesomeinternship was at Madison over the summer and not at home where I'm stuck with my parents and like one friend.
touei1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. Slenderman doesn't want to be disturbed by my snoring.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
hurrrr
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
das tucked. I am SUCH A NEAT FREAK
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
negative
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Abuse and cover every surface like a schizophrenic, yes.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
hmmmmmuhhhhhno.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
ohlawdbear. Bees scare the SHIT out of me. (Though I think bears would too if I was attacked by one...)
8: Do you have freckles?
yar
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Yes but it looks SO DERPY. My regular laughter is not bad, but smiles ohgod. 8D
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
People not using common sense. People interrupting me when I stutter. People who think I'm lying (I will FLIP SHIT on you if you do this. srsly). People who try to 'help me' by finishing words I'm trying to say when I stutter. People who refuse to see other opinions on things.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No, but I frequently conduct to whatever music I'm listening to while I walk.
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Hm, not really. I do enjoy ballroom dance, though, but there's usually music.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
lolno
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
foreveralone.jpg
17: What size is your bed?
QUEEEEEEEEEEEN
18: What is your Song of the week?
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJa6JXC2qVE[/video]
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
shure wynaut
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Only TV worth watching nowadays.
21: What’s your least favourite movie?
Ever After. Not that it's a bad movie, I've just seen it so many freaking times that I can't watch it anymore augh.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had one?
If I want someone to find it? In the middle of a park with a map. If I didn't want anyone finding it? I'd load it onto a satellite just before launch into orbit.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
LA LECHE
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
hunny mustirddd
25: What is your favourite food?
ohlawd. I like americanized Sesame Chicken, authentic Pad Thai, my mom's secret recipe pot pie, grilled barbecue chicken, slow-cooked beef ribs, and Buncha Crunch.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
SPIRITED AWAYYYYYY
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
lolno. Because I was lazy. Now I'm glad I didn't because it's turned into a mormon asshole organization. Also my sexuality wouldn't go over well there <.< >.>
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
ojeezus
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Two years ago in college. Friend of mine who goes to a university in Texas and I would exchange paper letters just for the hell of it.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
lolno
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
negative
33: Ever ran out of gas?
I have, personally. My car has never had this problem.
34: Favourite kind of sandwich?
anything with bacon, avocado, mayonnaise, good ham/prosciutto, lettuce, tasty dressing... idk there are many. lol.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
PURE MAPLE SYRUP. The medium can be whatever.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
I don't have one ._. whatever gets me 6-7 hours of sleep. because I'm SO RESPONSIBLE also the times I need to get up change each day. so yeah.
37: Are you lazy?
HAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
WIZARDDDDD
also Death
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
baaaaaa
40: How many languages can you speak?
engrish. learning japaneez. pig latin. ubbi dubbi (the BEST language).
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
rofl
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. But my eight-year-old self would have begged to differ.
43: Are you stubborn?
WHAT ME NO I'M NEVER STUBBORN GO FUCK OFF
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
CRAIG FERGUSONNN
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Days of our Lives, because my mom watches it ALL THE FREAKING TIME and I'm usually in the room. So, not of my own will. But I do know a lot of the characters and shit. I could probably write a more captivating plot, but whatevs.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Opposite - Heights are fine. I'm afraid of really tall things.
47: Do you sing in the car?
WHAT NO NEVER
48: Do you sing in the shower?
LOLNO <.< >.>
49: Do you dance in the car?
this is possible? o_o
50: Ever used a gun?
yes. WATER GUN LOL
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a Photographer?
Senior pictures in high school. hurrr
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
if by cheesy you mean AMAZING then yes
53: Is Christmas stressful?
No. I quite love it. But everyone I know seems to hate it. shmrr. :/
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
dingleheimer
55: Favourite type of fruit pie?
EVERYFRUIT PIE
consisting of every fruit
(I've wanted to do this for a while)
butsrsly olaliberry is probably my favourite
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I have no idea, honestly. Probably something physics related.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Show me one and I'll start believing.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
yesh
59: Take a vitamin daily?
several, aye
60: Wear slippers?
mmhmmm
61: Wear a bath robe?
Yes, sometimes
62: What do you wear to bed?
pajamashirt and pajamashorts because I'm superclassy
63: First concert?
My orchestra concerts? :P First professional concert I attended was Yanni.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
fuck all of them
but fuck Target slightly less
65: Nike or Adidas?
Nike because GODDESS
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
ohgod where's the bathroom WHERE'S THE BATHROOM
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
pee-ahh-nootz
68: Ever heard of the group Tres Bien?
negative
69: Ever taken dance lessons?
YES all year my second year in college and I went to a bunch of social dances with public lessons last year, which I'm going to do again.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
whatever makes him/her happy
71: Can you curl your tongue?
yar
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
No, but I'm really good at spelling.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Maybe? idk
74: Own any record albums?
lolno
75: Own a record player?
haha
76: Regularly burn incense?
herp
77: Ever been in love?
Yes. It ended horribly. I've been dying to see someone again but I have the shittiest luck and I probably wouldn't make anyone happy anyway so blargh.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Yanni again, or Andre Rieu.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
I ANSWERED THIS ALREADY FOO
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
both. :3
81: Tea or coffee?
tea. Caffeine doesn't affect me. Genetic haberdashery. Doesn't affect my dad either.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
SHUGURRRRRRR HURRDURR
83: Can you swim well?
lawd I wish. I can barely swim because exhaling through my nose underwater makes me freak the hell out for reasons yet unknown.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yar
85: Are you patient?
Yes, but I don't like to be.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
swing bad. SO CLASSY.
87: Ever won a contest?
not that I can remember. I'd like to TT__TT
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No. But I wouldn't mind it to remove these genetically inherited man-boobs. hargle. I LOOK LIKE A FEGGIN GIRL and not in the sexy androgynous sort of way. Like, my torso is thin and my arms/legs look all right but I have these goddamn massive breasts.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
BATHROOM AGAIN GET OUTTA THE WAY
90: Can you knit or crochet?
I can origami, does that count?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
every room
92: Do you want to get married?
idk. I want to fall in love with someone and I want that person to fall in love with me. I want to be adorable with someone. If marriage happens, shure wynaut. But it's the love that's more important to me.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
hrgl
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
In my mind? Yes. In person? No, I just guilt everyone until I get what I want. <.< >.> (okay not really)
96: Do you have kids?
I have cats, which are like kids that don't talk and barely cost anything and catch mice for you.
97: Do you want kids?
someday.
98: What’s your favourite colour?
white. Also blue.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
My friends at kallej. I wish my awesomeinternship was at Madison over the summer and not at home where I'm stuck with my parents and like one friend.
