I swear I will draw soon.

Also: pro-tip: Stolen from  fuzzytuff

Basics:

Name: I can has naem
Nickname: Ringy, Ringeh, Ringers, Ringtail, 'Fluffy' (dont ask)
Fursona: Sorta a ringtail/linsang thingy.
Date of Birth: Third Root of 7868724669, ( Root of 0.015625 ) to the -1st
Birthplace: Virginia... D8
Current Location: LOL Rochestarrrrrrrr -o-
Eye Colour: Sorta a hazely green thing
Hair Colour: Some kind of brown
Height: I think ~1.75m
Heritage: Italian/Polish mixy thing.
Piercings: No thanks
Tattoos: Eww


Favourite:

Animal: the non-swimming and-or flying variety? (or stinky. Stinky is bad)
Band/Singer: Is it techno/trance?
Song: Internet
Movie: Too many
Disney Movie: Ugh.... the old ones.
Disney Show: evil monarchies are evil.
Disney Character: No U
TV show: House?
Colour: Purples, Blues, Oranges, Greens...
Food: Lamb kabob
Pizza topping: I eat a bunch of em.
Ice-Cream Flavour: I have a new special mix: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and Chocolate Fudge Brownie (i.e.: Ben & Jerry's 'Half Baked'... but not mixed)
Pocky Flavour: Classic...?
Drink (alcoholic): Haven't really had any, but frooty ones are nice.
Soda: Dr. Pepper, bi-chaz
Cookie: Gingersnaps
Store: Shopping usually blows because my mom/sister are there, too D:
Clothing Brand: The kind that fit and don't cost much.
Shoe Brand: I usually shop around... right now I have this kickass pair of low-profile sketchers that are totally rad <3
Season: Late spring and early fall.
Month: Meh
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Haven't been TnT / Halloween? / ...?
Flower: The non-stinky variety.
Board game: DnD. No, seriously... it does use a board... kinda... yeah.


This or That:

Sunny or rainy: It... really depends....?
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, durrrrrr
Fruit or veggie: Fuck you, Fruit all the way! WOO FOR FROOT! *is so secretly a frootbat*
Night or day: Also depends?
Sour or sweet: Sweet > Sour
Love or money: Love, then money for things.
Phone or in person: Phones make my ears hurt :<
Looks or personality: Fuck your designer clothes with a rake.
Coffee or tea: Depends on my mood and need for caffeinated beverages.
Hot or cold: Uh... comfortable. Hah! Loophole.

Your:

Goal for this year: Go to Florida
Most missed memory: I probably don't remember it, duh!
Best physical feature: People say I have nice eyes....?
First thought waking up: WHO THE FUCK INVENTED THIS GLOWING BALL OF DEATH?! SWEET FUTHERMUCKING CHRIST THIS BLOWS! ... did I brush my teeth?
Hypothetical personality disorder: I'm sure I've got a few already, thanks
Preferred type of surgery: KNOCK ME OUT AND DO IT FAST.
Sesame street alter ego: The one with internets.
Fairytale alter ego: FAIRY POWERS..... GO!
Most stupid remark: It was probably something really... really stupid.... I do that sometimes.
Worst crime: Being 16 and wanting to get sexed by someone a good year and a half older (at least)?
Greatest ambition: Finish a project. Nah, just make game engines or design games or like... something like that.
Greatest fear: .... I am not going there.
Darkest secret: They're so dark, I can't find them :<
Favourite subject: Not stupid and pointless classes that make my faith in humanity dwindle and anything that isn't math, because math should be left to compilers and people who like math are silly for spending hours working on integrals when I can have machines solve them in seconds.... even fractions of them.
Strangest received gift: An adult-oriented book of stories of gay men in college. I still have to figure out where I squirreled it away... >_>;
Worst habit: I bite my nails a lot.

Do You:

Smoke: No, but at strange times I'm almost tempted to. Sometimes I think my characters try to take over my head.
Drink: No... not really. I sometimes steal a sip or two from my parent's stuff.
Curse: DO YOU NEED TO FUCKIN ASK!?
Shower daily: I try... but usually only when I'm home... fuckin' class. (I don't smell :3)
Like thunderstorms: yes, especially if they involve pretty lightning.
Danced in the rain: I can't dance...?
Sing: My voice goes all 'no u'
Play an instrument: Once upon a time I played a saxophone. Then I decided that coding was more fun. Now I think I could make a virtual one.
Get along with your parents: ... let's not go there. Please. They're cool sometimes, though.
Wish on stars: When I was an itty bitty little kit.
Believe in fate: The Fates have yet to really do much more than play cruel tricks on me. LIKE LAST NIGHT YOU CRINKLY OLD HAGS! I will so kick your... collective asses when I get the chance. Not like I really could :c
Believe in love at first sight: Not quite but sorta?

Can You:

Drive: Yes. I apparently have the ability to drive performance to a degree... and have managed to pull off a few less-than-legal stunts on the highway. Also, my friends swear I don't know what 'suspension' is, because I make ridiculous turns at times.
Sew: Reasonably well
Cook: Still learning
Speak another language: BASIC (mostly), Java, learning Python, a touch of... *cringe* ActionScript
Dance: no...
Sing: I already said no?
Touch your nose with your tongue: No.
Whistle: Yes.
Curl your tongue: No.

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: Don't really drink?
Been Stoned/High: No, but I imagine that depending on the stuff, it might be fun.
Eaten Sushi: <3 <3 <3
Been in Love: Yes ;3
Skipped school: A touch... frequently?
Made prank calls: No, but I'd imagine launching a daemon that would randomize phone numbers and make strange calls would be fun.
Sent someone a love letter: No...
Cried yourself to sleep: Several times....

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? Personality traits are usually the first.
Are you right or left handed? Right, but I'm trying to use the left for stuff...
What is your bedtime ?: when I decide I should sleep
Name three things you can't live without: Food, Water, Air... duh.
What is the colour of your room?: I think it's kinda a sandy color?
Do you have any siblings?: Sadly, I have a little snarky bitch of a sister.
Do you have any pets?: Two kittehs. One is brilliant, the other a tard.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: psssht.... bet I could find someone who'd pay way more for me to knock someone off the food chain.
What is you middle name?: Michael... which I kinda like.
Are you for or against a gay marriage?: Marriage is a really odd human concept that really just signifies the desire of two individuals to want to share their lives for the duration of their lives. It's like taking a mate, but with a more official title. ... I think what I'm for is 'equality'.
What are your thoughts on abortion?: Whatever. It's your choice, right?
Do you have a crush on anyone?: Yes... ^^;
Are you afraid of the dark?: Normally when it's like, just me... all alone... in a creepy place... ...hold me.
How do you want to die?: Well, if it comes to a time where I will, I think simply going *poof* and disappearing would be cool... but otherwise, just a nice happy one. Nothing major. Though, it'd also be cool to know I changed something in the world.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: Quite a bit...?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: How about make sure there wouldn't even be a bullet :3
Are there any rules you've broken?: Rule-sets are flawed and usually contain heinous, backwards double-logic that only causes an anarchic uproar in intelligent beings. Also, if a rule is broken, it's probably a dumb one.