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Welcome To Jeffery's World Cruise!
13 years ago
((OOC: Here we go.))
I am hosting a cruise round the world on a ship of my own design. I built every inch of this beauty! There isn't too much on the cruise ship cause I'm not going to put all the effort in to build a ship for hundreds of people when only a good twenty to thirty people are going with me. Thats right....I want YOU! *points to the people who are actually reading this* There are luxurious co-ed rooms, a large pool, and a hot tub that can just melt all your pains away. Can't afford the trip? Thats the best part! ITS FREE!!! All you gotta do is sign up.
First off, I don’t want none of this “too long, didn’t read” crap; either you read the whole damn thing, or get lost! I can’t tell you how rude it is when people make that stupid abbreviation for “too long, didn’t read”. When someone goes out of their way to write something, no matter HOW long it is, you read the whole thing, or don’t read it at all. Telling someone that what they wrote was too long and you didn’t read all of it is incredibly rude and I won’t stand for that bullshit. Read everything I write on this journal, because this is the moment that you’ve all been waiting for, and everything I say is of the utmost importance, so you will NOT want to miss reading something, got it?
Everyone will need to be patient because this is the FIRSt story I EVER wrote. I know that not everything will go perfectly, since there’s always gonna be SOMETHING wrong, but all that matters is that I try and do my best and you all do the same, correct? Yes, good. No, go fuck off. Anyway, I do accept criticism, but don't JUST put down my work! A few things I can work on here and there is fine, but if you're putting down everything I worked so hard on to write, it makes me feel very bad and you WILL pay for it one way or another. >:c Now, if I ask you for EVERYTHING I should improve on, then feel free. But otherwise, try to be nice. Ok?
I am putting the rules up BEFORE the applications so people can't just skip them. BOTH JOURNAL ENTRIES ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. I cannot stress enough how important everything I say is, to avoid people whining and nagging and complaining, so READ EVERYTHING AND SKIP NOTHING!
Side note: I got my inspiration from TDVT and Tailslover13 gave me permission to use his rules and application. Of course I'm going to change them where and how I need, but there will be times where I reference TDVT. Deal with it.
SECTION 1: TOTAL DRAMA VORE ACTION RULES & REGULATIONS
1. This journal is based off of Tailslover13's and will be incredibly similar, but I got his permission so don't complain. This series will have many fetishes in it, but mainly vore and sex. Most of the vore in this story will contain NO DIGESTION. There will be digestion for elimination, but otherwise it'll basically be belly-pets. THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THE "NO DIGESTION" THING. If your character likes digestion, hard vore, etc. I will allow it now and then. No complaints. Don't like it? Gonna complain until you get your way? Take it to someone who will listen to your ignorant rants and don't sign up in the first place.
2. I hope you all can read English, because I’m gonna say this loud and clear: YOU MAY NOT QUIT DURING ANY POINT OF THE SEASON! WHEN YOU SIGN UP AND COMMIT, YOU’RE COMMITTED FOR THE ENTIRE THING! Call it unfair all you want. Call it “your right” to quit all you want. But after what I heard about with TDVT, I'm not gonna handle that bullshit! You want to be in a fun story, then I'll do my best to put you in. You think you might not like it, don't sign up! I don’t care WHAT reason you give; you MAY NOT quit after you start something! Didn’t your mothers ever teach you to not quit when you start something? It’s not fair to me, it’s not fair to the rest of the characters in the story, and it’s basically calling yourself a quitter. So, if you want to sign up, just remember that it means you’re in it for the long run, and I’m not listening to ANY excuses!
3. I will come out and say it right now, as this has been another complaint of people. I don’t care what type of character you have. It doesn’t matter if you’re a godly super-cat with powers that can destroy the entire universe, or a Mobian parrot with electric powers that could fry an egg, or a huge dragoness with an ass big enough to down Mexico. No matter WHO you are, you can and WILL be treated like everyone else. The story WILL involve your character most likely getting, at times, humiliated and embarrassed and even made to look stupid, but that’s how a story works; sometimes you excel and make yourself look good, other times you fall flat on your face. No, your powers and talents won’t always save you, so don’t think you’re invincible or can’t be hurt.
4. If you have a complaint (that DOES NOT involve you quitting, since I specifically said that, once signed up, you CANNOT quit), please NOTE ME about it. Do not start drama in the comments on the page, because there’s a good chance someone else will see them and chaos will ensue. Ask yourself one question: Am I better than everybody else? If you answered yes to this question, then you cannot sign up; I’m sorry, I won’t allow it. If you answered no, then I’m honored to have you. Those who are moronic and egotistical enough to consider themselves better than everyone else and think they have the right to just say and demand whatever the hell they want are nothing but lowlifes.
5. Pay attention to this one, since a lot of people don’t seem to understand this. When you sign up a character for a story, that means that you’re INTERESTED in being involved! It does NOT mean “Oh, I’ll just give him permission to use my character, but that’s good enough; don’t really care about reading the thing.” So, people, please; I write decent stories involving your characters each and every time. The LEAST you can do is give me a comment on each story. It’s incredibly rude to use someone’s character and put them in a story, only to realize that the character’s creator isn’t even reading the story! Please, comment and fave; it’s not hard! I’ll warn you all right now: those who don’t comment or fave WILL be eliminated earlier than others.
6. I will not be having confessionals in my story since I don't want it to be too much like other people's work, so instead I'm having interviews. (Its the same damn thing.) For those of you who don’t know, all you have to do is write a very short (or as long as you desire) story that involves your character sitting with my cameraman (or basically wherever, as long as it stays within the boundaries of the story) and talking about how they’re feeling, their strategies, their emotions, and much more. In TDVT, there were over 15 different people who decided (on their own) to write these, just to add to the story and for fun! If you want to do these, I have nothing against them. However, if you do decide to do them, PLEASE make it timely; don’t wait a week or two until you do it, because I technically have to wait until you get it done, so it doesn’t mess up my next episode (I might make references to things in interviews in the next story).
7. If there is a fetish that I’m writing about (face-sitting, farting, vore) that you just cannot stand and REALLY want to whine and make it known that you do NOT want your character involved with it whatsoever, do NOT start drama on my journals, on my page, or on my stories. Complaining and being a whiny jerk in public where people can see your comments not only embarrasses me, but it makes yourself look like an ass and also angers others who read what you’re doing. If you seriously have an issue with something I’m writing involving your character, please talk to me privately in a note, and be civil about it, since I will be the same to you; treat others the way you want to be treated, after all. Besides, I will do my very best to keep you out of your NOs from the application. So if you complain about something you didn't put under your NOs, then you're probably fucked, but I'll try to work with you.
8. If you are upset about someone doing something in the story, DO NOT YELL AT THEM FOR IT, COME TO ME! How the hell would they be responsible for their actions in a story that I am writing?!?! If you have a problem, you talk to me about it; you don’t go and make someone else feel miserable instead. Making someone feel bad for something I write is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated! At no point during this season can you go and chew someone else out for something that I write; you come talk to ME, not someone else. I do not want any hurt feelings or drama during my stories; it’s probably unavoidable, but I’m gonna try to keep it minimal.
9. Leading from what I said in the past statement (and from #3), let me make something perfectly clear to you all. I tend to write comedy a lot, and a lot of stuff stems from comedy, such as insults, embarrassing situations, strange or confusing things, and possibly disgusting things. This is how I write; get used to it. If I write something that turns you off or makes you mad, please don’t take it personally. At times, I know people may think I'm taking shots at them and putting them in a bad situation to make them upset or something, but thats not true. Trust me, I WILL write things involving your character that you probably won’t enjoy or appreciate, but please don’t get mad; it’s for the sake of the story and not a personal shot.
10. Please don’t try to make yourself look good or improve the odds for yourself in any way. In TDVT, a few people took it upon themselves to write their confessionals in ways that basically gave them huge advantages; naturally, this angered quite a few people, claiming that this was unfair. I'll be using the interviews for a few things in my stories and it’s hard to ignore some things, so when people write things to give themselves clear advantages, it’s not right. IF YOU PUT THINGS IN YOUR INTERVIEW THAT GIVES YOU A BIG ADVANTAGE, I WILL BE IGNORING IT! (Just the parts that give you the big advantage. Other than that, it'll depend on how bad it really is.) There is no voting involved with this story; all that happens is I write it and you read it. Please don’t try to bribe me to get yourself further in the game (several people tried this in the first season); you’re free to make confessionals and art relating to my series, but don’t make it out to be bribes, okay?
I am hosting a cruise round the world on a ship of my own design. I built every inch of this beauty! There isn't too much on the cruise ship cause I'm not going to put all the effort in to build a ship for hundreds of people when only a good twenty to thirty people are going with me. Thats right....I want YOU! *points to the people who are actually reading this* There are luxurious co-ed rooms, a large pool, and a hot tub that can just melt all your pains away. Can't afford the trip? Thats the best part! ITS FREE!!! All you gotta do is sign up.
JEFFERY'S WORLD CRUISE RULESFirst off, I don’t want none of this “too long, didn’t read” crap; either you read the whole damn thing, or get lost! I can’t tell you how rude it is when people make that stupid abbreviation for “too long, didn’t read”. When someone goes out of their way to write something, no matter HOW long it is, you read the whole thing, or don’t read it at all. Telling someone that what they wrote was too long and you didn’t read all of it is incredibly rude and I won’t stand for that bullshit. Read everything I write on this journal, because this is the moment that you’ve all been waiting for, and everything I say is of the utmost importance, so you will NOT want to miss reading something, got it?
Everyone will need to be patient because this is the FIRSt story I EVER wrote. I know that not everything will go perfectly, since there’s always gonna be SOMETHING wrong, but all that matters is that I try and do my best and you all do the same, correct? Yes, good. No, go fuck off. Anyway, I do accept criticism, but don't JUST put down my work! A few things I can work on here and there is fine, but if you're putting down everything I worked so hard on to write, it makes me feel very bad and you WILL pay for it one way or another. >:c Now, if I ask you for EVERYTHING I should improve on, then feel free. But otherwise, try to be nice. Ok?
I am putting the rules up BEFORE the applications so people can't just skip them. BOTH JOURNAL ENTRIES ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. I cannot stress enough how important everything I say is, to avoid people whining and nagging and complaining, so READ EVERYTHING AND SKIP NOTHING!
Side note: I got my inspiration from TDVT and Tailslover13 gave me permission to use his rules and application. Of course I'm going to change them where and how I need, but there will be times where I reference TDVT. Deal with it.
SECTION 1: TOTAL DRAMA VORE ACTION RULES & REGULATIONS
1. This journal is based off of Tailslover13's and will be incredibly similar, but I got his permission so don't complain. This series will have many fetishes in it, but mainly vore and sex. Most of the vore in this story will contain NO DIGESTION. There will be digestion for elimination, but otherwise it'll basically be belly-pets. THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THE "NO DIGESTION" THING. If your character likes digestion, hard vore, etc. I will allow it now and then. No complaints. Don't like it? Gonna complain until you get your way? Take it to someone who will listen to your ignorant rants and don't sign up in the first place.
2. I hope you all can read English, because I’m gonna say this loud and clear: YOU MAY NOT QUIT DURING ANY POINT OF THE SEASON! WHEN YOU SIGN UP AND COMMIT, YOU’RE COMMITTED FOR THE ENTIRE THING! Call it unfair all you want. Call it “your right” to quit all you want. But after what I heard about with TDVT, I'm not gonna handle that bullshit! You want to be in a fun story, then I'll do my best to put you in. You think you might not like it, don't sign up! I don’t care WHAT reason you give; you MAY NOT quit after you start something! Didn’t your mothers ever teach you to not quit when you start something? It’s not fair to me, it’s not fair to the rest of the characters in the story, and it’s basically calling yourself a quitter. So, if you want to sign up, just remember that it means you’re in it for the long run, and I’m not listening to ANY excuses!
3. I will come out and say it right now, as this has been another complaint of people. I don’t care what type of character you have. It doesn’t matter if you’re a godly super-cat with powers that can destroy the entire universe, or a Mobian parrot with electric powers that could fry an egg, or a huge dragoness with an ass big enough to down Mexico. No matter WHO you are, you can and WILL be treated like everyone else. The story WILL involve your character most likely getting, at times, humiliated and embarrassed and even made to look stupid, but that’s how a story works; sometimes you excel and make yourself look good, other times you fall flat on your face. No, your powers and talents won’t always save you, so don’t think you’re invincible or can’t be hurt.
4. If you have a complaint (that DOES NOT involve you quitting, since I specifically said that, once signed up, you CANNOT quit), please NOTE ME about it. Do not start drama in the comments on the page, because there’s a good chance someone else will see them and chaos will ensue. Ask yourself one question: Am I better than everybody else? If you answered yes to this question, then you cannot sign up; I’m sorry, I won’t allow it. If you answered no, then I’m honored to have you. Those who are moronic and egotistical enough to consider themselves better than everyone else and think they have the right to just say and demand whatever the hell they want are nothing but lowlifes.
5. Pay attention to this one, since a lot of people don’t seem to understand this. When you sign up a character for a story, that means that you’re INTERESTED in being involved! It does NOT mean “Oh, I’ll just give him permission to use my character, but that’s good enough; don’t really care about reading the thing.” So, people, please; I write decent stories involving your characters each and every time. The LEAST you can do is give me a comment on each story. It’s incredibly rude to use someone’s character and put them in a story, only to realize that the character’s creator isn’t even reading the story! Please, comment and fave; it’s not hard! I’ll warn you all right now: those who don’t comment or fave WILL be eliminated earlier than others.
6. I will not be having confessionals in my story since I don't want it to be too much like other people's work, so instead I'm having interviews. (Its the same damn thing.) For those of you who don’t know, all you have to do is write a very short (or as long as you desire) story that involves your character sitting with my cameraman (or basically wherever, as long as it stays within the boundaries of the story) and talking about how they’re feeling, their strategies, their emotions, and much more. In TDVT, there were over 15 different people who decided (on their own) to write these, just to add to the story and for fun! If you want to do these, I have nothing against them. However, if you do decide to do them, PLEASE make it timely; don’t wait a week or two until you do it, because I technically have to wait until you get it done, so it doesn’t mess up my next episode (I might make references to things in interviews in the next story).
7. If there is a fetish that I’m writing about (face-sitting, farting, vore) that you just cannot stand and REALLY want to whine and make it known that you do NOT want your character involved with it whatsoever, do NOT start drama on my journals, on my page, or on my stories. Complaining and being a whiny jerk in public where people can see your comments not only embarrasses me, but it makes yourself look like an ass and also angers others who read what you’re doing. If you seriously have an issue with something I’m writing involving your character, please talk to me privately in a note, and be civil about it, since I will be the same to you; treat others the way you want to be treated, after all. Besides, I will do my very best to keep you out of your NOs from the application. So if you complain about something you didn't put under your NOs, then you're probably fucked, but I'll try to work with you.
8. If you are upset about someone doing something in the story, DO NOT YELL AT THEM FOR IT, COME TO ME! How the hell would they be responsible for their actions in a story that I am writing?!?! If you have a problem, you talk to me about it; you don’t go and make someone else feel miserable instead. Making someone feel bad for something I write is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated! At no point during this season can you go and chew someone else out for something that I write; you come talk to ME, not someone else. I do not want any hurt feelings or drama during my stories; it’s probably unavoidable, but I’m gonna try to keep it minimal.
9. Leading from what I said in the past statement (and from #3), let me make something perfectly clear to you all. I tend to write comedy a lot, and a lot of stuff stems from comedy, such as insults, embarrassing situations, strange or confusing things, and possibly disgusting things. This is how I write; get used to it. If I write something that turns you off or makes you mad, please don’t take it personally. At times, I know people may think I'm taking shots at them and putting them in a bad situation to make them upset or something, but thats not true. Trust me, I WILL write things involving your character that you probably won’t enjoy or appreciate, but please don’t get mad; it’s for the sake of the story and not a personal shot.
10. Please don’t try to make yourself look good or improve the odds for yourself in any way. In TDVT, a few people took it upon themselves to write their confessionals in ways that basically gave them huge advantages; naturally, this angered quite a few people, claiming that this was unfair. I'll be using the interviews for a few things in my stories and it’s hard to ignore some things, so when people write things to give themselves clear advantages, it’s not right. IF YOU PUT THINGS IN YOUR INTERVIEW THAT GIVES YOU A BIG ADVANTAGE, I WILL BE IGNORING IT! (Just the parts that give you the big advantage. Other than that, it'll depend on how bad it really is.) There is no voting involved with this story; all that happens is I write it and you read it. Please don’t try to bribe me to get yourself further in the game (several people tried this in the first season); you’re free to make confessionals and art relating to my series, but don’t make it out to be bribes, okay?
Welcome to the cruise~