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EF meme or something
13 years ago
Guess i should post this:
Where are you staying?
Maritim Hotel
What day are you getting there?
28 August.
Who will you be with?
scale
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Our little italian group of awesome people. You can recognize us because the nearby ATMs show a fake out-of-order warning when we pass by.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Despairing in front of my unsold paintings. Also, free pool!!!!
Are there any panels you might be attending?
If there's one about sweaty gladiators: I'll be there.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Nope. According to my watchers count, i qualify only for appearing at the Fursuit Dancing Contest. As the dancing floor.
Will you be suiting?
No. I'm waiting for the day
doppleganger will commission me to wear a freely-provided boar-suit and take photos. He will, it's a matter of time.
Do you do free art?
Free as in freedom, right?
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
30
How tall are you?
165 cm
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'm internet gaymarried.
Can I talk to you?
Of course.
Can I touch you?
Yes, but pinching to zoom won't work, i'm just 165cm tall.
How can I find you?
Search for a short, bearish, hairy italian guy, with a cap, like on my avatar.
Can I visit your room?
No. My acorns stash is hidden there. Serious business.
Can I buy you drinks?
Hell no. My internet husband would make me test for aids AGAIN.
Do you smoke?
Double hell, no.
Can I give you stuff?
No,
amenophis, i don't need other reminders, i haven't forgot your pants :3
Can I give you lots of money?
I'm not a greedy person. But yes.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm shy as all hell. Don't be offended if i will demonstrate my deeply rooted escaping-pacman instincts.
Are you nice?
I am, yeah.
Do you have an artist table?
Nope.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Nope.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
One panel adult and one clean.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just say hi, really. It worked like a charm for 30 centuries or so.
What/where will you be eating?
Where calories/euros ratio is less than the italian GDP.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I draw on my computer and do C++ diagrams on paper. FACT.
I don't have a sketchbook.
Can I hang with you in your room?
No. But you can in
kinase he's ok with it! I swear! (*runs!*)
Can I dance with you at the dances?
I can't dance. I can move my barycenter in funny places though.
Can I invite you to parties?
Are there parties at EF?
Do you shower?
No i don't. Ever. I believe the natural environment where lice and flies live and prosper is severely endangered by the foolish pursue of the not-stink. Think about this: they're now OK with exterminating bedbugs and lice, tomorrow it's gonna be the turn of pandas and baby seals! STOP THE MADNESS NOW!
Where are you staying?
Maritim Hotel
What day are you getting there?
28 August.
Who will you be with?
scaleWho will you hang out with during the convention?
Our little italian group of awesome people. You can recognize us because the nearby ATMs show a fake out-of-order warning when we pass by.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Despairing in front of my unsold paintings. Also, free pool!!!!
Are there any panels you might be attending?
If there's one about sweaty gladiators: I'll be there.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Nope. According to my watchers count, i qualify only for appearing at the Fursuit Dancing Contest. As the dancing floor.
Will you be suiting?
No. I'm waiting for the day
doppleganger will commission me to wear a freely-provided boar-suit and take photos. He will, it's a matter of time.Do you do free art?
Free as in freedom, right?
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
30
How tall are you?
165 cm
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'm internet gaymarried.
Can I talk to you?
Of course.
Can I touch you?
Yes, but pinching to zoom won't work, i'm just 165cm tall.
How can I find you?
Search for a short, bearish, hairy italian guy, with a cap, like on my avatar.
Can I visit your room?
No. My acorns stash is hidden there. Serious business.
Can I buy you drinks?
Hell no. My internet husband would make me test for aids AGAIN.
Do you smoke?
Double hell, no.
Can I give you stuff?
No,
amenophis, i don't need other reminders, i haven't forgot your pants :3Can I give you lots of money?
I'm not a greedy person. But yes.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm shy as all hell. Don't be offended if i will demonstrate my deeply rooted escaping-pacman instincts.
Are you nice?
I am, yeah.
Do you have an artist table?
Nope.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Nope.
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
One panel adult and one clean.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just say hi, really. It worked like a charm for 30 centuries or so.
What/where will you be eating?
Where calories/euros ratio is less than the italian GDP.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I draw on my computer and do C++ diagrams on paper. FACT.
Can I hang with you in your room?
No. But you can in
kinase he's ok with it! I swear! (*runs!*)Can I dance with you at the dances?
I can't dance. I can move my barycenter in funny places though.
Can I invite you to parties?
Are there parties at EF?
Do you shower?
No i don't. Ever. I believe the natural environment where lice and flies live and prosper is severely endangered by the foolish pursue of the not-stink. Think about this: they're now OK with exterminating bedbugs and lice, tomorrow it's gonna be the turn of pandas and baby seals! STOP THE MADNESS NOW!
I loved this so much xD I know the feel <3
Will your internet husband attend or will he be doing perverted stuff with his
agile hands, that will make you force him to take a hiv test? (retribution?)
And i.m not there, sad. Have fun there!
HOW CUTE. Try having a midlife internet crysis and name each other more raunchy things next while trying to get the parental rights for your chatbot-AI children named Smiffy and Little Percy Jr. ! :D