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13 years ago
Obscur Examines- Furbies:
I own one of the original furbies, (the attached picture is the one), and by God is this hellbaby the most disturbing “toy” ever devised. Not only does it enjoy snorting at me, and occasionally making homosex double entendre, it enjoys biting my finger and announcing I taste delicious. Actually, that is one of the double entendre. And damn in firefox I’m spelling entendre right stfu. It tried to teach me the second language of Satan, furbish, WHILE IT CONTINUED TO BITE MY FINGER. I would throw the toy at the wall AND IT WOULD BOUNCE BACK INTO MY LAP. It would chortle itself to sleep after I announced that it should return to the Spencer’s Gifts pit from wince it came.
I named it Ginger, for there is no fucking way it has a soul.
What’s worse is, even though it’s been about 10 years, I think. IT STILL WORKS. I’M NOT EVEN SURE IF IT EVER EVEN HAD A BATTERY IN IT. And it still recognizes my voice…”Welcome back, nice to see you again…it’s been a while…hahaha…”
I own one of the original furbies, (the attached picture is the one), and by God is this hellbaby the most disturbing “toy” ever devised. Not only does it enjoy snorting at me, and occasionally making homosex double entendre, it enjoys biting my finger and announcing I taste delicious. Actually, that is one of the double entendre. And damn in firefox I’m spelling entendre right stfu. It tried to teach me the second language of Satan, furbish, WHILE IT CONTINUED TO BITE MY FINGER. I would throw the toy at the wall AND IT WOULD BOUNCE BACK INTO MY LAP. It would chortle itself to sleep after I announced that it should return to the Spencer’s Gifts pit from wince it came.
I named it Ginger, for there is no fucking way it has a soul.
What’s worse is, even though it’s been about 10 years, I think. IT STILL WORKS. I’M NOT EVEN SURE IF IT EVER EVEN HAD A BATTERY IN IT. And it still recognizes my voice…”Welcome back, nice to see you again…it’s been a while…hahaha…”
