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Broken Crayons.
13 years ago
Obscur Examines- Broken Crayons: Have you ever bought a 24 pack of brand spankin' new Crayola-brand porn-wax, only to find one's tip was broken? or worse, ONE WAS BROKEN IN HALF.
How does one simply break a children's hopes like this? I thought only the new Cartoon Network could do that.
So there I was, 4 years old, satisfied with my circle that was supposed to be a head, the lines to be the body, and the layered pyramid meant to describe the social hierarchy present within our borders, when I decided it was time to color, only to find my crayons botched. So, I took a crayon from A DIFFERENT box, filled only with the most perfect of new points, and wrote a letter to my governor.
I just find this to be unacceptable. Absolutely.
How does one simply break a children's hopes like this? I thought only the new Cartoon Network could do that.
So there I was, 4 years old, satisfied with my circle that was supposed to be a head, the lines to be the body, and the layered pyramid meant to describe the social hierarchy present within our borders, when I decided it was time to color, only to find my crayons botched. So, I took a crayon from A DIFFERENT box, filled only with the most perfect of new points, and wrote a letter to my governor.
I just find this to be unacceptable. Absolutely.
