You furries are good at the fancy technadohickies, so help me out here.

I'm about to go burn down the Cisco headquarters. I've been through two Linksys routers, and both have, completely out of nowhere, died completely after 1 year of use. They never show any warning signs that they're about to stop working, and one day I'll start up the computer and just not have internet access. They still work as offline routers, but just refuse to use their internet port or some shit.

I've tried just about everything I can think of to make this shit work, and I'm running out of hair to pull out. If anyone has any suggestions, or even know what the fuck keeps happening to me, please help. I don't want to call the sand nigger hotline >.>