It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more

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Oh, a peanut sat on the railroad track
It's heart was all a-flutter
Around the bend came Number Ten
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter

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Oh, my uncle built a chimney
He built it up so high
He had to tear it down again
To let the moon go by!

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Oh, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
If he held a saw in his little paw
A ton of wood he could

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Oh, it isn't going to rain anymore, anymore
It isn't going to rain anymore
The grammar's good, but what a bore
So we'll sing it like before

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A man laid down by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And at the coroners inquest
They called it "sewercide"

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A rich man rides a taxi
A poor man rides a train
A bum he walks the railroad tracks
And he gets there just the same

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THE MOAR YOU KNOW!