Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.' This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.
"One does not simply walk into Morderp. It's black derps are guarded by more than just derps. There is derp there that does not sleep, and the great derp is ever watchful. It is a baren derpland, riddled with derp and derp and derp. The very derp you breath is a poisonous derp. Not with a thousand derps could you do this. This is derpy."
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpee derp. Until one day aderp aderp aderp aderp. Derp de derp, ta teetley tum. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.
Erderpd repd. Derpereder derper.
Go derp yourself!
*wonders what's this about*
Enhanced
Rocket
Propelled
this is relevant =D
Rated PG-13.