I wish I had a talking magical skull that could float and follow me around. GOD. I really want this, why is it not real

it would be really cool especially if it was like the skull of an important historical figure and he'd share memories of his life with me

and then I'd make him listen to dubstep and he'd be like "what the HECK this is what music is like now?"


I could have him do cool stuff like spy on people for me, as long as he was holding still no one would know it was a floating, talking skull