So I'm looking at snowshoe hares on Google images and Chris says...
"Oh, that one is definitely me..." and goes into all of the similarities between his personality traits and traits of snowshoe hares (winter jackrabbits), wrapping up by saying, "I mean... those are my favorite rather than the Belgian... you know. Just... I like them. You know."

I was just very quiet... but you know inside I was thinking...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH YOU FUCKING FURRY!

I'm going to make him salad tomorrow.