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Reducing Valve
17 years ago
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So!
I'm sick to death of being a stupid fat blob thing! Especially when I used to be such an energetic and intelligent little tower of awesome power. So yesterday, I did that awful deed, and got an excercise bike. Uuurgh gym equipment. The weather was magnificent yesterday, so I went for a run across the hills. It was nice. I used the bike for the first time this morning. It wasn't nice. There's very little inertia in the crank wheel, so it basically stops spinning with each pedal stroke, unless you can keep is chugging at over 150rpm or so. It's not as comfortable or easy to use or as much of a workout as a normal bike ride, and I miss out on the bird watching, beautiful scenery and pleasant weather that a proper outdoor cycle has. But while I'm using the indoor bike, I can play Grand Theft Auto. I'm still a slob at heart.
Just need to work on the "stupid" now. Any ideas?
a furryyou get some exercise. :DI've always been ugly, and I know I can't change that, so I used to pride myself (just a little) on my health and general physical brilliance. My intelligence has been going for about eight years, I've been getting dramatically less intelligent (that's right, I'm a genuine retardate) and slightly less able in social situations. My health and fitness have gone down in the last two years. I always eat relatively healthily, making sure the parts that are missing from my diet are adequately supplemented and substituted. The problem is that I just have too much to eat, and don't do enough moving around.
So next time I feel hungry, I'm just gonna get on the bike, or go out for a run.
And I lol'd at the second comment. x3
my skeleton disagrees with you.
I'll start by playing those games on my mobile phone.
...just trying to find out how to use the phone will be a puzzle enough for a while.
I'm not a fan of Nintendo,
plus, I'd rather have the money (instead of the Wii) and be fat and lazy
than to have the console, still have to put in the effort, and have much less money.
I'd probably use the money to buy more food.