All sorts of changes in the last couple of weeks. Most of which are trivial and uninteresting to anyone unless they're directly connected to me.

I've got a new house lined up, a new job lined up, new hair, and for the last couple of weeks I've been testing the strength of my anus muscles with a new motorcycle.

https://yiffy.tk/scraps/1131

It's fast.
It's actually not too far off being as fast as my slow BMW, and it's trounced a Toyota MR2 lawl.


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I'm going to give journalism another crack! It was hard last time, I put a lot of time in, and got nowhere, but since I have nothing better to do, I might as well try again to forge a career path into an industry that's being suffocated to death by online publications, shortening attention spans, and that you can read a blog or forum about anything and relegate the works of the informed below the opinions of some guy you follow online because he has a funny cat as his icon.

Whoo. Still got it. *click!*

So expect some new stuff going up here. As ever, you can be my proof readers, critics, muses, whatever. I love the feedback I get on here. Instead of getting advice and critique from experienced professionals, I value the opinions of people on here that follow me because I have an icon with funny pink hair.

See what I did there?
MAN DAMN, I'M GOOD AT THIS. I should write for a living.