hahahaha i looooooove swimming in lake michigan! and omg i kinda need the wetsuit now for sure becuase after 20 minutes i'm shivering when the surface temp is 68deg feels a tad colder below the surface.... go 100 yards out the water gets omg UBER clear! like creepy dark clear but u can make out your feet prestine.

ohh right and theres Derp spots were when you're 200 yards out from shore you're swimming and "WTF my foot just hit?? it wasn't my other foot! wtf its 15 foot deep over there and over here its about 7 and i'm twice the distance out!

i've seen rusted ancient baby seats wash up on shore come back a day later and they wash back out to sea. imagine a Steven king movie and cross it with Silent hill. Thats what they look like.

Then another day i see this shiny piece of clear plastic something resembling the top of the pope-mobile in size i wanna check it out but being all alone i'm like uhhhhh forget that! 100 yards out or not. I still worry about getting tangled in some random debris somewhere.

So if ya gave me a pair of waterwings or an innertube to sleep in. and a fishing pole do ya think i could cross the lake? how many days do ya think it would take?
mayeb i should setup a sail for a hat?

Or would i die from:
Eaten by fish
boredom
hypothermia
take out my eye with the fishingpole
fear of uber insane deep water
hunger becuase they claim ya need to fish in water 500 foot deep this time of the year or the water is to warm for the fish and the rod can't hold 500ft of line
Drop the fishing pole in 100 feet of water and can't free dive down anywhere near close to that
1 word eelbait

Yaaayyy swimming, and whit ha wetsuit its uber warm :3