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Schro proves that there is a God.
13 years ago
I will tell you a 100% true story that proves the existence of God.
People are too heavy to fly, metal is too heavy to fly but some how, planes that are made of metal and full of people can get off the ground. At the end of the runway, God, on his moon base called heaven, suddenly hears a prayer :
"OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS THING FLY I WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A FLAMING WRECK AT THE END OF THE RUNWAY, AMEN, P.S. SORRY FOR CAPS"
It is at this point he is reminded of a promise he made to mankind back in 1907, when he heard to brothers arguing. One Wright brother said there was no way that this machine with a propeller, wheels and wings that don't even flap was going to fly. The other said it would and once he got back he'd slap his shit. So when the plane got to the end of the runway, he picked it up, carried around the farm and landed it safely just to watch the Wright brother get his shit slapped.
However, at this point, God snookered himself, because now every time a machine like that got to the end of the runway, he had to make it fly, that is why God doesn't answer prays any more, he is too busy working at the airports.
It is also how we won the Battle of Britain, seeing as God is British he kept dropping German planes on the sly every now and again.
You may now begin worshipping your plane carrying God =3
People are too heavy to fly, metal is too heavy to fly but some how, planes that are made of metal and full of people can get off the ground. At the end of the runway, God, on his moon base called heaven, suddenly hears a prayer :
"OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS THING FLY I WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A FLAMING WRECK AT THE END OF THE RUNWAY, AMEN, P.S. SORRY FOR CAPS"
It is at this point he is reminded of a promise he made to mankind back in 1907, when he heard to brothers arguing. One Wright brother said there was no way that this machine with a propeller, wheels and wings that don't even flap was going to fly. The other said it would and once he got back he'd slap his shit. So when the plane got to the end of the runway, he picked it up, carried around the farm and landed it safely just to watch the Wright brother get his shit slapped.
However, at this point, God snookered himself, because now every time a machine like that got to the end of the runway, he had to make it fly, that is why God doesn't answer prays any more, he is too busy working at the airports.
It is also how we won the Battle of Britain, seeing as God is British he kept dropping German planes on the sly every now and again.
You may now begin worshipping your plane carrying God =3
Der Mattis. Maybe.
~lollazer
Then why do planes crash sometimes?
Hex
~schro
OP
Do you know how many airports there are! He's allowed to slip up every now and again, give the guy a break!
Der Mattis. Maybe.
~lollazer
I just like to question the existence of an almighty being that needs to rest after 6 days and fails at doing things^^
Hex
~schro
OP
I'm just proving he's up there on his moon base, I ain't quoting from a dusty ol' book.
Der Mattis. Maybe.
~lollazer
We have been to the moon and he didn't come visit Neil Armstrong? What a dick...
Hex
~schro
OP
He was busy carrying planes! Did you even read my informative tale of truth and non fiction!
Der Mattis. Maybe.
~lollazer
If he can carry all planes at the same time should't he be able to to visit Nein as well?
Der Mattis. Maybe.
~lollazer
*Neil. That was a funny typo^^
Hex
~schro
OP
He would have dropped planes if he said hello!
Der Mattis. Maybe.
~lollazer
So is he almighty or not?
Hex
~schro
OP
I never said he was, stop bring the bible into my not for serious journal =p
Der Mattis. Maybe.
~lollazer
I'm not^^ I just assumed that a plane carrying being would be almighty. THATS MY DEFINITION OF GOD AND IM NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE THAT FROM ME! OOPS SORRY FOR CAPS :3
