Ok so ive been distracted by learning things, so time has passed. Currently my face seems to have some weird growth on it, its the same colour as my hair and appears to be somewhat similar in structure but different in its thickness and flexibility. I did a burn test of it and it also seems to smell the same as my hair when I burn it so I am going to say with about a 90% certainty (0.90+/-9) that it is infact some form of primitive hair.

The main problem is this "hair" which I will give the name "Uncertainly But Probably Hair or UBPH for short" is that it is growing into my mouth area obstructing my breathing (i breath mostly thru my mouth because my mouth is wide open all the time due to my brain being zoned out. The UBPH must be prevented from continuing its relentless march of progress (into my mouth area). Being that it's so closely related to the rest of my hair I hypothesize that it will stop growing some time after my body dies (not immediately tho) so my first option in solving this UBPH crysis is to commit suicide. The alternative option is to use a theorized device predicted by Diracs equations called a Raise Heir or Raze Her or Razor. Unfortunately my hunt for such a mystical device is fallen short as of this moment. Option 1 is looking more and more feasible.

I have to write lab reports now :(

bye