Your an argent self absorbed low life peice of garbage that doesn't even deserve to gravel at my feet.

Your so ugly that.... um... other ugly people call you ugly!

Take that! Super Genius strikes again.

What a pathetic attempt for attention.

Look at you, begging for insults like a cheap whore tit-deep in debt. You're so self-absorbed you could drain the Pacific *and* Atlantic. I bet all you can think about is the limelight, that and bread crumbs. In-fact, I bet that's why you love dresses so much! Nothing catches the eye better than a fat little duck in a dress, parading around and trying to be funny. That's another thing about you! Your jokes are so lame you couldn't make a person with emotional incontinence chuckle.


Ps ur a farty beak

Oh man before I start insulting you can I say that this is just like a Roast because we've all taken turns insulting you and being insulted by you
AND THAT MAKES YOU A ROAST DUCK

You've got more cheesy crossdressing and tactless humor than the Rocky Horror Picture Show. You're like a bad Daffy Duck parody, and HE comes out as the one with more charm and appeal. I think you're less like a duck and more like a mouse. No one likes to hear you and women and small children scream at the sight of you. The only reason I could see people are willing to keep feeding you bread is to get you to shut up for the few seconds it takes you to cram them down your throat.

You...you...gleeking, beslubbering, pribbling, gorbelllied, mammering, currish, clapper-clawed, fen-sucked, bat-fowling, knotty-pated, rump-fed, milk-livered, plume-plucked, doghearted, urchin-snouted, hedge-born, pottle-deep, toad-spotted, spur-galled, sheep-biting, hugger-muggered, pigeon-egged, whey-faced, joitheaded, maggot-pied, coxcombed, wagtailed, clack-dished, moldwarped, skainsmated, nut-hooked, flirt-gilled, puttocked, canker-blossomed, clotpoled, gudgeoned, pumpioned, mammeted, codpieced fustilarion, you!! D:<

(Gotta love Shakespearean insults!) ;D

you came from an egg

Your mother

I could sit here and call you featherbrain all morning, lest we prolong this. The eminence of rotten came forth whence you hatched, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. I can be cheesy at times but you sir, take the cheesecake and then some. I can honestly go on, but I have an appointment to take over a city. So consider yourself plucked, birdy.

What's there to say? Your taste in drag is an insult enough.

You insult people so much that you have actually evolved into a species of duck who has teeth.

i
i was gonna insult you but
i just can't do it u_u
i'm not at the proper level of sass
i am sassless in seattle
i'm so sorry