What Static Has Learned From Last Nights Car Accident:
13 years ago
SEATBELTS SAVE LIVES.
Hospitals hand out friendship bracelets to awesome people!
No matter how many times you say "No, I dont wana go to the ER", if the vehicle was overturned, you HAVE TO GO.
WHERE IS THE DAMN TRIAGE!?!??!
some people are extremely insensitive in situations like this, and Static feels the need to break faces.
IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT. GET OVER IT.
random strangers are so fucking awesome! so many people stopped to make sure we were all alrite.
sitting vertical, hanging by your seatbelt IS NOT PLEASANT.
LAUGH, DAMMIT.
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so the car accident was like this: we were driving and
slowed down to make the turn. the van hydroplaned, went up onto a grassy wooded area, and flipped over. we are all very much ok.
Hospitals hand out friendship bracelets to awesome people!
No matter how many times you say "No, I dont wana go to the ER", if the vehicle was overturned, you HAVE TO GO.
WHERE IS THE DAMN TRIAGE!?!??!
some people are extremely insensitive in situations like this, and Static feels the need to break faces.
IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT. GET OVER IT.
random strangers are so fucking awesome! so many people stopped to make sure we were all alrite.
sitting vertical, hanging by your seatbelt IS NOT PLEASANT.
LAUGH, DAMMIT.
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so the car accident was like this: we were driving and

glad you're alright
I'm happy your ok, and yea I wanna the break same faces.
break ALL THE FACES!!!!!!!!!