Commissioners, fyi: Threatening the artist is a pretty good way to get blacklisted.

If you want a commission from me, you agree to all of my terms of service, ALL of them, implicitly and to the letter. I have better things to do than commiserate with people who can't or refuse to read. Telling me you'll report me to AB for something I may or may not do before I even agree to take your commission will get you laughed at and told to go fuck yourself.

For those of you who exceed the mental capacity of a cucumber, I will be opening up for commissions sometime in the next few weeks. If anyone wants to reserve a spot now, post in this journal and I'll add you to the list. My ToS and prices are currently in an old journal, but they will be changing soon. The new list will be linked in the official opening journal.