I feel REALLY bad for them now DX

I used to have a bee sona...but he died a long time ago.

Did he orgasm?

No. He stung another male bee. He liked it rough.

LOL!!!! Nice!

Bees are just depressing creatures.

They sting you and they die.
They have sex, their testicles explode and they die.
They get excited and they die.
They die.

Don't forget that they're all workaholics. Which means that they just keep on working themselves to death in a matter of months. Experts say that if a worker bee could just relax for awhile, they stand a chance of seeing a couple years in this world, over just half a year.

I'm apiphobic, so this kinda..... Eh....

bee's last thought: "totally worth it"

All the way.

well atleast it was a best moment before death, LUCKY FOR ME IM NOT A BEE HAHA!

Have a video to go along with this journal?

That is terrible xD

Yep, and if they refuse to mate with the Queen, it's kicked out of the hive to starve to death...
I'd rather do that than get my testicles ripped off while mating in the air. x.o

I prefer death by snu-snu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ru-hvq7wA

hahaha futurama that was funny they was like oh yeah

I thought they lose their dicks to clog the vagina to sure in fertility?

buahahahahaha

I already knew that! x3 It seems the males in the bee colonies are made to bee expendable, since they're only used for mating with the queen bee and making babies with her. After that, they die. The other female bees are workers bees, who get pollen from flowers and make honey.

Oh and they also die if their stingers are removed from them stinging things, because they have barbs on them that will caught onto a victim's skin. Have sex, they die. They defend themselves, they have a chance of dying. Eh.

There's also a species of mouse that rapes the females, goes into terrible body wracking seizures, and dies after they only bone once. ... ... Why isn't that a fetish category on FA? You KNOW it'd have a following.

I guess for bees, there's no such thing as safe sex :OP

Also, thanks for adding fuel to the fire of my sex-related anxieties. Now not only will I have to wonder "OMG, AM I DOING IT RIGHT?" and "OMG, AM I GONNA GET A DISEASE?" but also "OMG ARE MY BALLS GOING TO EXPLODE?" |O3

You know that's someone's fetish :P

I'm surprised we don't have many Walrus furs, just for the sexual talent of having a penis that can act like a snake. I'm not sure how long it gets. But, it might just be the longest in all of Nature. Plus, it's so muscular that it can mate without requiring the male to mount the female. Now, that's impressive!

I'm glad I hate bees XD

I think they sooo cute...

thank god there are no bee furries, or they'd have died 1000's of times by now x3

Oh my, that is rather dreadful..
But hey.
At least bee-furs somehow have some magical property that keeps their testicles in tact and avoid death at any cost.

....

That doesn't sound good at all what I just said.. Because then they'd be stinging everyone.. :c
Probably more things too.