some meme stole
13 years ago
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stole from :iconBy dreadnought-fox: *is lazy*
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- NO
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- i dont think so
Slept in until 5 PM? --- no
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- nearly sometimes
Ran a red light? --- i dont DRIVE
Been suspended from school? --- i think so
Experienced love at first sight? --- nop
Totaled your car in an accident? --- what car?
Been fired from a job? --- but...WHAT job?
Fired somebody? --- i didnt either fire AT somebody or fire somebody
Sang karaoke? --- no
Pointed a gun at someone? --- fake guns yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- just too often, don't even ask ...
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes, COLA TROUGH THE NOSE HURTS
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- i like the precision of 'your own', id say yes in some ways, but don't expect me to tell you why
Seen someone die? --- on the net if that counts
Played spin-the-bottle? --- nop
Sang in the shower? --- i'm paranoid as fuck in the shower, any sound COULD BE someone unlocking the door with a butter knife to go pee (I HATE THIS)
Sat on a rooftop? ---id say i'm afraid of heights, no
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no srly no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- i dont think so
Skipped school? --- yea
Eaten a bug? --- maybe acidently
Sleepwalked? --- i dont think so
Walked a moonlit beach?--- no
Ridden a motorcycle? --- no
Dumped someone? --- what 'someone' can i ask?
Forgotten your anniversary? --- i think so
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- no
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no, seems scary, but cool
Shaved your head? --- like, by myself? i dont think so
Blacked out from drinking? --- yes, coca-cola, just kidding, never drank more than a sip of beer basically
Played a prank on someone? --- who didnt? salt in coffe is by for the most useless one, random bike tire thrown inside someone totally random house (open door, throw wheel, run away) was the best
Hit a home run? --- i hate sports i dont even know what that is
Felt like killing someone? --- yes... not for hate reasons...
Cross-dressed? --- for fun when i was younger, basically, no
Been falling-down drunk? --- no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- can i ask once again what GF/BF??
Eaten a snake? --- noo?!
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- ....what?
Puked on amusement ride? --- only been on one little, didnt quite like, but no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- no
Been on TV? --- maybe
Shot a gun? --- airsoft
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No
Had surgery? --- maybe that i dont know of
Streaked? --- whats that?
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- not that i know
Passed out when not drinking? --- huh
Peed on a bush? --- who didnt, everyone knows BUSHES LOVES GOLDEN SHOWERS
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- i did touch a fence with electric fence warnings, but nothing hapened
Eaten alligator meat? --- no
Eaten cheesecake? --- yea
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- what does 'kids' halloween candy' mean?
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- does forgoting to feed them counts?
Peed your pants in public? --- sounds like something peyo my friend would like to answer, personaly not that i know of lmao
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no?
Think about the future? --- hum i guess?
Been in handcuffs? --- no
Believe in love? --- i dont know ...
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- huh? theres no 'side' to the bed for me, just a rectangle that i can sleep on in any position XD
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- NO
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- i dont think so
Slept in until 5 PM? --- no
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- nearly sometimes
Ran a red light? --- i dont DRIVE
Been suspended from school? --- i think so
Experienced love at first sight? --- nop
Totaled your car in an accident? --- what car?
Been fired from a job? --- but...WHAT job?
Fired somebody? --- i didnt either fire AT somebody or fire somebody
Sang karaoke? --- no
Pointed a gun at someone? --- fake guns yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- just too often, don't even ask ...
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes, COLA TROUGH THE NOSE HURTS
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- i like the precision of 'your own', id say yes in some ways, but don't expect me to tell you why
Seen someone die? --- on the net if that counts
Played spin-the-bottle? --- nop
Sang in the shower? --- i'm paranoid as fuck in the shower, any sound COULD BE someone unlocking the door with a butter knife to go pee (I HATE THIS)
Sat on a rooftop? ---id say i'm afraid of heights, no
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no srly no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- i dont think so
Skipped school? --- yea
Eaten a bug? --- maybe acidently
Sleepwalked? --- i dont think so
Walked a moonlit beach?--- no
Ridden a motorcycle? --- no
Dumped someone? --- what 'someone' can i ask?
Forgotten your anniversary? --- i think so
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- no
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no, seems scary, but cool
Shaved your head? --- like, by myself? i dont think so
Blacked out from drinking? --- yes, coca-cola, just kidding, never drank more than a sip of beer basically
Played a prank on someone? --- who didnt? salt in coffe is by for the most useless one, random bike tire thrown inside someone totally random house (open door, throw wheel, run away) was the best
Hit a home run? --- i hate sports i dont even know what that is
Felt like killing someone? --- yes... not for hate reasons...
Cross-dressed? --- for fun when i was younger, basically, no
Been falling-down drunk? --- no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- can i ask once again what GF/BF??
Eaten a snake? --- noo?!
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- ....what?
Puked on amusement ride? --- only been on one little, didnt quite like, but no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- no
Been on TV? --- maybe
Shot a gun? --- airsoft
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No
Had surgery? --- maybe that i dont know of
Streaked? --- whats that?
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- not that i know
Passed out when not drinking? --- huh
Peed on a bush? --- who didnt, everyone knows BUSHES LOVES GOLDEN SHOWERS
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- i did touch a fence with electric fence warnings, but nothing hapened
Eaten alligator meat? --- no
Eaten cheesecake? --- yea
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- what does 'kids' halloween candy' mean?
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- does forgoting to feed them counts?
Peed your pants in public? --- sounds like something peyo my friend would like to answer, personaly not that i know of lmao
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no?
Think about the future? --- hum i guess?
Been in handcuffs? --- no
Believe in love? --- i dont know ...
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- huh? theres no 'side' to the bed for me, just a rectangle that i can sleep on in any position XD