Yes, it's that time again! Where I pick you sorry sacks of fur up, dust you off, give you a sound verbal thrashing and then let you get back to your pathetic lives! But, after a few of these journals, I've noticed the process getting a bit too formulaic for my tastes. So! I endeavor to change that.

What I'd like to do is insult you all verbally. Yes, you heard me right- simply post a comment here, and in the next week when I find some time to do so, I'll recite verbal poetry that will make you see the utter pointlessness of your own life! Imagine, your worthlessness decked out for all the world to hear from my golden pipes!

Just leave a comment below and I'll add you to the audio cue. I can't promise I'll record right away, but it should be relatively soon. My mic and such are untested, so I can't promise good quality, but it's the strength of the words rather than the sound, people. Hope to be making you all feel terrible soon!