What is your name?

My first name is "Michiel", but that's as much as I'm gonna tell ya :P

What is your quest?

I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To ban them all is my real test
To tame them is my cause (oooh)
I will travel across the webs
Searchin' far and wide
Each troubled fur to understand
The power that's inside! (Power inside!)

Agh, bastard beat me to it =p

What is your favorite color?

Blue, I think.

Are you sure it isn't yellow?

Yup, yellow can go stand in a corner with brown.

And another one flies into the gorge of eternal peril.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMxWLuOFyZM

Why is it when I order onion rings there are always two little french fries in the bottom of the bag?

Some say the fries are secretly plotting to take over the onion rings. Those two are under cover, but their disguise skills are... limited.

Why is it when I order fries, I get two little onion rings at the bottom?

And why does this ONLY happen at Burger King?

Do you believe in destiny?
How about luck?
Is it a common thing in the Netherlands to put "nl" on the end of your username? I've seen a couple of others do this.
How many submissions do you have in your submission inbox right now?
What kind of toppings do you like on your pizza?
CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG?

The reason people put NL after their name is primarily a gaming thing, since the Netherlands is such a little country and all dutch gamers speak English it's easier to identify a dutchie.

Also this ^

Nope,
Yes,
Nope, just coïncidence, I guess,
2192; I should really clean them up some time.
Tuna/pineapple/am/(or other kinds of meat)/paprica/onion/PEPPERS/olives/loads of kinds of cheese. I'm probalby missing a bunch. Also, not all of those on one pizza, the toppings goota be tasty to combine, of course.

Get over here and start hugging!

*hughughughughughughughughughughughug*

Also  cerberus was taken by Tirrel already. :o

When I'm deleting lots of submissions late at night, It makes me horny and I am compelled to fap.

Does this happen to you?

All the freaking time.
It's even worse when suspending people.