Heh, lets start by waking up an hour and a half late...then being so sore you can't even put on socks. How about going to fuel up...and forget to pull the handle out when you leave. After driving a few miles you notice that its still hanging out of your tank through the side mirror so you pull over quickly and take it out and put it in your trunk. While rushing back to the gas station to put it back you spill your coffee all over the car. And when you get there, hoping you caught it before anyone else did the station attendee is outside on the phone "Oh here he is." FML Thankfully no-one has complained that their paper was late. I think I'll just lay in bed for the rest of the day.