Try asserting your dominance by crying hysterically and demanding that you be given chocolate milk.

Try asserting your dominance and mark your territory by peeing all around your helicopters.

Then bite the pilots if they try to get into them

Try asserting your dominance by asserting your dominance.

Now I remember... you're that new member of the companions. So you, what... fetch the mead?

Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter.

Now I remember... you're that new member of the companions. So you, what... fetch the mead?

Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter.

Now I remember... you're that new member of the companions. So you, what... fetch the mead?

Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter.

Now I remember... you're that new member of the companions. So you, what... fetch the mead?

Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter.

Omg, shut up, Guard!

I agree with asserting your dominance! Go buttrape the guys who think they're better than you! > w<

Ok. Probably best replies I have garnished from any of my journals. This is beautiful.

I agree with the peeing around the helicopters and the pilot biting.

Old air force joke for you, I'm sure it exists in the Navy too.

Guys who (ab)use their rank often generally have their rank tattooed on their penis; that way they can pull it whenever they want.

HA!
This would not surprise me if we had a few guys who really did.

Out of curiosity, is the problem for you Butter-bars or senior NCOs?