Hope it's not a dumb question, but how did your... "special parts" grow so big?...

*chuckles* I've always been...above average...downstairs. *nervous cough* Really good genetic, I guess. When I got this serum in the military - you know, what turned me into a tiger and all - I guess it just amplified what was already there. If I had a gigantic mole, it probably would have made it grow the size of my fist.

Having such a huge....well...being so "gifted," it's always so great. You have no idea how many pants and various types of underwear I go through. The cost is astronomical because I have to order everything custom. I'm always having to adjust my privates and wear real baggy pants. If I get an erection in a supermarket or the gym, it's nigh impossible to conceal. I once shredded out of a pair of gym shorts and knocked over an entire rack of barbells with my penis when I saw this cute lioness across the room. It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. >_< I hadn't brought anything else to change into so I had to shuffle into the locker room and think of Jack Black in a thong to make my erection die down.

That's...a deliciously wonderful problem to have. Lots of hot fun hearing about it. ^_^

What inspired you to be the biggest, strongest tiger that you are today?

*uncomfortable silence* Well, I never had a lot of support from my parents growing up. My dad was an alcoholic and abusive to myself and my mom. My mom still loved him and would never report anything because she was afraid he'd leave. Anyway, my dad real overly critical. He was a real giant of a guy and would always go out of his way to make me feel weak and worthless. He loved making fun of me, especially when I would try and fight back. I started bodybuilding at a young age to show him I wasn't the disappointment he thought I was....and probably to prove it to myself. He died when I was ten, but...I still have his voice in my head whenever I screw up.

Don't mean to get all psychoanalytic on you, but that's the real driving force behind my workouts. It's why I hate making mistakes and why I'm always my harshest critic.

I'm glad you think I'm big and strong but I'm not nearly big and strong enough.

Meep...didn't mean to press the button on a touchy subject...feel free to drive me through a wall when I say this but your dad was a jerk! No one's perfect; no such thing as a perfect fur. Otherwise, the world would be perfect. I'm not trying to stop you but don't let that run you down. Your dad is wrong; you're a athletic, muscular, and not to mention a very sexy tiger

I think he was very insecure in himself, honestly, but then he kind of passed that on to me. I wonder if I'd be a skinny twerp if it weren't for him? No clue. I just have to do the best with what I've been given and that means strenuous workouts six days of the week, tons upon tons of meat and whey powder, and rock hard discipline.

Thanks for your support though. I appreciate it, and no, I won't stop pushing myself to grow bigger and stronger.

The way your dad treated you was wrong, even if he was insecure himself...but it just might be that if he'd lived to see what you became, he'd be proud of you after all. *snugs*

How would you react if someone came up to you and did this?:
http://youtu.be/His92koO2AQ?hd=1

It depends on what they looked like. If they looked like Ryan Stiles, this would be my reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlC1iiY_ZE0&feature=related

What if it was my horny self?

It would look more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_S4zylps-8

SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY?

I never touch the stuff. I don't even like to get drunk because I hate feeling out of control. I always want to be alert and on top of the situation.

Can I use your penis as a pillow?

You can try, but don't plan on it being very comfortable. The closer a musclebound lion stud such as yourself gets to it, the harder it'll be.

Hahaha oh i wont mind, may be hungry or thristy

I take it you mean your asshole is hungry for 34 inches of BEEF!!

Ass or mouth... both hungry for all
that!

How would you best explain your relationship between you and the artist Artizek?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.....awkward. Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful he gave me this powerhouse of a body, but he's quite the sadist with the backstory he's given me. He tells me about the lone tragic hero and trying to make things dark and having a hero with weaknesses and suffering so he's a relatable character, but it's all bullshit. Why can't you have a character who's content to grow big and fuck hotties all day? What's wrong with that?

He always follows me around and when I'm right in the middle of something, he make me freeze so he can draw the pose. He'll catch me in the shower, or watch me when I'm jerking off in the gym (thinking I'm alone), he's even taken pictures of me asleep which really creeps me out. He's friendly enough but I always catch him staring at my biceps or my butt. It's a rocky relationship, but I'm guess I'm glad he's around....mostly because I wouldn't be around if it weren't for him.

His art is slowly getting better, but he still never draw me as buff as I am.

Sorry for bombing you with that one. I just had to ask a difficult question ^^

See, my relationship with my other forms are that they are more like guardians who help me when I need it. I can become them when I really need their help, but I'm first and formost a tiger ... I'm still discovering back story for each of us .... Actually, it's more like Skye is. He's my chimera form and the creative artist and writer.

=^^= I can borrow some of his skills and Draco's (my dragon form) wisdom withyout shifting though ^^

No, it was a good question. I'd never really given it that much thought.

Hence why I asked ^^ maybe I can encourage (and possibly inspire by some of my own pitiful attempts {of other furs of course]) Artizek into drawing you better

Oh, and btw, this tiger is availible for hugs any time you want one =^^=

*chuckles* I'd like that. *fractures a few of your ribs as he hugs you*

GAH! Firm grip!!!!

.... Shapeshifter perks ... I heal fast =^^=

*releases quickly* Sorry.

Nah, It's okay. *arches my back* See? Already healed and ready for another =^^=

QUICK WHATS THE CAPITAL OF NORTH DEKOTA!

sorry it had to be done. *hugs tightly.*

I have no idea where North Dekota is, but North Dakota has two capitals: "N" and "D". They moved the capital building to the city of "D" after "N"'s Great Rhinoceros Stampede of 1896.

*purrs happily as you hug me and squeezes you real, real tight*

I guess i deserved that answer.

*hugs you tightly.*

WOLFIE: Wanna make out?

Are you kidding me? Do you even need to ask that question? *flexes out of his shirt and pins you to the wall. His gigantic pecs grind against yours as his lips press into yours. A huge rough tiger tongue invades your mouth and coils around your own tongue. He pants hotly as he runs his hand down your cobblestone abs, then onto your gargantuan bulge*

Boy, that escalated quickly. >:3

I don't kid around. *undoes your fly and reaches a paw down your pants to caress your diamond-hard bubble butt. He continues to make love to your mouth as his legs intertwine with yours. He slowly humps your leg and rubs his meaty digits against your tender pucker* Any other questions?

uuuh, please be 'gentle'?

*licks your plump nipples instead*

How much is it for a private dance?

You know it's always free. *pulls off his clothes until he's glad only in a leather speedo. He puffs out his chest and grins* So what kind of dance were you thinking of?

*Smirks and tugs his shorts down, revealing a bright red, straining thong* Well, needs to be a dance for two.

*positions your paws around his neck and places his hands on your hips. He touches noses as he slow dances with you to a cheesy 80's song*

*Blushes softly and chuckles, swaying his hips* Oh god, we're the stars of every bad romantic comedy from the 90's.

But after this song, we'll be naked and forcing the building to collapse from the force of our fornication.

True, couldn't show that in the 90's. *Winks as that thong bursts*

How do you feel about cute small neko boys.

Sorry, it's really not my style. It's way too cutsy for me.

*Looks with doggy eyes at you with a big bicep flex* Oh I'm getting edgy just looking at you hehe. Can I touch? *holds a hands out in hope*

*smiles and gets on one knee. He pulls his shirt off and flexes a vascular 50 inch bicep inches from your face* Go ahead.

*moves forward and rubs the vascular size, while getting very turned on * I have the same problem with the shorts heh. 'Oops *Looks down at my shredded shorts*

You'd have to ask Artizek that. I'm a pervert, but not nearly as much as that guy.

I've always loved animals and been attracted to enormous muscles like the Hulk, so when puberty hit, I guess I put them together. The furry fandom was a great find, particularly FA because it showed me that there's not only a community that encourages adult furry art, but will even pay you for it.

How strong are you? :3

It depends on the day, but my max squat is 30 tons, so the same as a WWII Sherman tank. I can bench around 22. Most of my gym I've had to customize as I get stronger. A lot of the machines rely on magnets and cables now instead of free weights. Physics-wise, it's hard to lift weights when most them weigh more than you, so I often have to strap myself down somehow.

Rawr! X3

Can I pet you? You're an adorable kitty cat! :3

*earth-shattering, ear-splitting RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!*

Aww, now i'm sad.

:c

You can pet me, but I'm no kitty.

Fine then. May I pet you Mr Very Large Tiger Man?

That is acceptable. *purrs and flops his tail around as he's pet* X3

What excites you the most? Take it as either sexual or non. :P

Sexual: the cries, grunts, and moans of my partner during sex. Non-sexual: either snowboarding or skydiving.

A while ago, you seemed rather shocked to discover you possessed a rather gravid belly. How do you suppose it came to be--a case of overeating, or did you somehow find a way to conceive? What happened since then?

I still have no idea how it happened, so I've come to believe it was a sorcerer's spell. As much as I liked everyone rubbing my gut, I had to double down in the gym to get rid of it.

He's lying. It was a cum belly.

((You don't say...))

How often do you get to be a bottom dom/power bottom?

What? This tiger is pure domination!

About a third of the time, he bottoms. He's still pretty new to it, but he's learned to be more versatile.

I have 3 questions for ya big guy!

1) Do you think you can get much bigger?

2) Would you want to get absolutely enormous?

3) Where would you draw the line when it comes to massive muscles?

1. I know I havn't reached my peak yet, so I'm definitely gonna push myself as far as I can go.
2. Is that even a question?
3. As much as I'd love the size and strength, I'd still want to be able to interact with normal people and be able to have a sex life without my partner having to be macro-sized. I'd probably have to draw the line at 10-12 feet and 3 tons, but somehow I think that if I could ever reach that size, I'd still want more.

Final question; would you be up for temporary gigantism or sizeshifting?

Thanks, but I'd rather work for it and truly earn it.

Now that is admirable spirit.

Would ya ever consider using an IM again and if so would ya chat more i miss the big rippelign hung tiger

Perhaps, I'm really kind of busy.

Do keep me posted eh? i miss talking with such a big huge tiger especially sucha hard bodied and well qualified one

Do you have a "thing" for a certain moose?

Moose? No, I don't think about them much. I have no interest in their enormous stature, their mighty barn door-sized torsos or their sequoia-sized legs, their great hulking arms or chiseled stomachs, their tremendous strength, or deep rumbling voices, their hard round behinds, or the massive throbbing beefsteaks they keep between their....*tackles*

He forgot to mention how thoughtful and compassionate a certain moose is too. ^_^

Aw, too bad. Methinks he had some yifinterest in you...

*starts smelling your dirty gym clothes and rubbing your sweaty tank top on his face*

ew

lol

If you can choose to save a royal family or a village full of people
, who you will choose for? and why?

That's certainly a dark question. I consider all life to have value but I suppose I'd have to save the village just because more lives would be saved....then again, without the royal family, there would be a power vacuum which may result in a civil war or a military coup. Y'know, I'd need to know specifics before making a decision like this.

*nod* yeah....guess thats right what ya say~ hmhmhm~ guess now i know a bit more about ya *smiles*

Heh, you know me (I think...) so you can probably imagine what MY questions are gonna be about. Heh, you know that particular picture of you that got a lot of, heheheh, unexpected attention, of you in your slippers looking like you've been working out your table muscle. I gotta ask: what circumstances led up to that situation? And what did you think of the results, did you enjoy it, hate it...?

My belly was sabotaged! Somebody put something in my protein shake to make me swell up like that. I hated the feeling of it wobbling around with every step I took. It was disgusting.

Actually, he'd just been overstuffed with semen by another larger fur and he loved it. There was so much protein in that seed, it lead to some impressive gains in the gym.

Heh, I'm guessin' it was the getting stuffed part he liked and not the aftermath, from the sound of it.

Jaroq, do you know that I, Weasel, am the best example of the best specie in the world?

Is that so? Congratulations then, keep on the good work.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

Pardon me if I speak out of place here, but I figure it's cause with two left over, it'll make a person want to buy a 2nd pack of buns to eat the last 2 hot dogs with, then they'll have to buy another pack of hot dogs for the leftover buns...thus creating a continual chain reaction of buying.

It's because there are always more hard throbbing hot dogs looking for release than tender buns that can handle them. Also, it's perfectly acceptable to put two dogs in one bun...or three, though it's incredibly gay.

For funsies lets ask another question.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck as much wood as Jaroq

What kind of "wood" are we talking about?

The kind of wood from trees, of course.

A whole national forest.

Renzo: OK jeje
1.-what are your favorite hobbies?
2.-favorite musician or band?
3.-do you like have sex with me?

1. Well bodybuilding and weightlifting, of course...most any extreme sport or outdoor activity (I'm a big nature boy), swordsmanship and archery, tinkering with engines, and....would hours and hours of back-breaking sex count as a hobby?

2. Metal, but I much prefer great riffs and melodies to some guy screaming into a mic. I really love Led Zeppelin, Tool, most of Jack White's bands, Metallica, and Pearl Jam. Anything that I can pump iron to.

3. I don't believe I've had the pleasure.

1.-hours and hours of back-breaking sex is a truly hobbie

2.- YEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! :HEADBANGS: :HEADBANGS: :HEADBANGS: FOREVERMETALFURS!!!

3.-of course :hugs you:

Would you grow a beard if you could?

How do you feel about slime-like creatures?

Got any serum or anything that can turn me into a tiger thing too?

Can i call you fluffy?

1. That's an idea. I'll have to try it out.
I'll be sure to draw that one day!

2. Definite no. Sorry.

3. I don't think any exists. I blew up the lab before escaping. If you really, really wanted to, maybe a geneticist could take a blood sample and work back to a serum, but I don't know it it's possible.

4. *DEATH GLARE!!!*

eep!!!....Ill probly be pushing my luck here but....What would happen IF someone did, not that i am, calls you fluffy?

Something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdkAgP_nDg4

...*thinks yea it worth it*....Well thanks for answering me questions fluffy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPd_Ktr7FWk

Only one question for you from Big Leo:

Wanna Wrestle?

Do I?!! Sadly, if a hulking lion stud like Leo tackles me or locks my head between his legs or against his chest, I wouldn't fight back. ^_^

And if I trapped you in something like this?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4051186

I would not complain. ^_^ Though maybe I would grind my butt into you some more.

Since I'm not the biggest lion you know :P why do you like me?

Is there anything you haven't done with me that you really, really want to?

It doesn't matter that you don't have the biggest muscles, you have the biggest heart of any lion I've known.
Well....do you have Skype?

We'll just have to see if I don't. And awww thanks big guy! *SNUGS*

You'll have to tell me later.

Alright, big guy! I might want to think some more questions, but in the meantime, this is what I can think of:

a.- Fucking, wrestling, cuddling, kissing. What do you like the most and the least?

b.- May I freely rub those ears of yours?

a. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....that's like asking me to choose which child to save from a burning car.

b. *wiggles them a big* Please do. *sets his head on your lap*

*kisses your forehead, and starts rubbing your ears gently*

Ah! I got another one: what book would you like to see as a movie?

The Kama Sutra.

Good one! Unless it's a romantic comedy XD

Starring: Jaroq aaaand?...

And half of FA.

Hmmm, i got a question. What prompted the artist that created you to give you the backstory that he did...that and what prompted him to create you in the first place?

That's a real good questions and honestly, I don't remember a whole lot of what went into it. I think I gave him the backstory I did because I wanted him to be a little more developed than your regular action hero/porn star. I wanted him to have conflicting motivations and have a reason to be a moral person but not a goody-goody. I remember I came up with the character before stumbling upon the online furry community. Of course, I was aware of anthro characters but I didn't know it was an underground community. It was kind of a surprise. Sorry I can't be more specific, but it was over ten years ago.

-nods- well that's a pretty decent answer considering it was ten years ago