UrbanDictionary Meme (Just for a laugh)
13 years ago
Stolen from
Distortedgirl66
Rules:
1.) Go to urbandictonary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
2.) Post the 1st definition it gives you.
3.) Tag someone after completion.
1.) YOUR NAME Shadow
The ultimate life form who is cloned by some weird shaped scientist
Even if i'm not for real, i'm still the ultimate life, SHADOW!!!
2.) YOUR AGE? 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
27
3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS? Foxdale & Anthrax
Foxdale
the most notorious neighborhood in the east side san jose,ca. Foxdale is full of bums, vietnamese,mexicans, blacks. Once in the hood, there is a great chance you will be mugged.
Foxdale Apartments is right off capitol expressway in the east side of san jose. If you enter, beware.
Anthrax
A white powder, similar in appearance to cocaine, which kills by destroying the lungs of the victim when inhaled. The victim's health instantly deteriorates seconds after breathing it in.
A weapon once commonly used by arab and muslim terrorists, but now it is rare to hear of an anthrax attack.
"Hey that guy just dropped his <cough> bag, and there's white, <cough> stuff...coming <cough> out <cough> <cough> of.
4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
5.) FAVOURITE COLOUR(S)? Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.
6.) BIRTHPLACE? Camden, Australia
AKA Cow Manure Central ..yes that includes the actual people living there and the literal pile of shit they have situated themselves in ... it's south west of Sydney(australia) for any of those who dare to head for it ... I advice you not to for the sake of your own health.
ME:... fuck off you dirty cunt you just came from camden!!...GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!
7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH? August
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH? 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead
9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? Slider
A white castle hamburger, found only in 12 states.
Those things are too small to be enjoyed.
Tags are anyone mentioned so


Distortedgirl66Rules:
1.) Go to urbandictonary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
2.) Post the 1st definition it gives you.
3.) Tag someone after completion.
1.) YOUR NAME Shadow
The ultimate life form who is cloned by some weird shaped scientist
Even if i'm not for real, i'm still the ultimate life, SHADOW!!!
2.) YOUR AGE? 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
27
3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS? Foxdale & Anthrax
Foxdale

the most notorious neighborhood in the east side san jose,ca. Foxdale is full of bums, vietnamese,mexicans, blacks. Once in the hood, there is a great chance you will be mugged.
Foxdale Apartments is right off capitol expressway in the east side of san jose. If you enter, beware.
Anthrax

A white powder, similar in appearance to cocaine, which kills by destroying the lungs of the victim when inhaled. The victim's health instantly deteriorates seconds after breathing it in.
A weapon once commonly used by arab and muslim terrorists, but now it is rare to hear of an anthrax attack.
"Hey that guy just dropped his <cough> bag, and there's white, <cough> stuff...coming <cough> out <cough> <cough> of.
4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
5.) FAVOURITE COLOUR(S)? Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.
6.) BIRTHPLACE? Camden, Australia
AKA Cow Manure Central ..yes that includes the actual people living there and the literal pile of shit they have situated themselves in ... it's south west of Sydney(australia) for any of those who dare to head for it ... I advice you not to for the sake of your own health.
ME:... fuck off you dirty cunt you just came from camden!!...GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!
7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH? August
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH? 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead
9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? Slider

A white castle hamburger, found only in 12 states.
Those things are too small to be enjoyed.
Tags are anyone mentioned so



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